StreemMaster Intro

StreemMaster

New member
Just wanted to introduce ourselves to the community.

We sell douche bags to primarily gay market. We're the world's biggest and best rectal cleanser and proud to be educating on the benefits of good personal hygiene.

Our affiliate program will be online and ready in a week's time and we're looking forward to working with all the degenerates on Wicked Fire.

Currently we sell 3 products:
1. StreemMaster Douche that attached to shower (No Competition)
2. Bulb Style Mini Douche (Kills the competition)
3. Leg Sling (Can be taken apart and set back up quickly)

We don't charge for shipping on orders over $65.00 and items our shipped out of our NY warehouse within a day.

This is what were thinking

Compensation:

20% on conversions.
Paid via Paypal
Paid every Friday. 9:00 am cutoff.

Software:

Post Affiliate Pro 4 working with our Magento Shopping Cart

Looking for some feedback if possible. Looking forward to speaking with everyone.

Talk soon!

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Nice try, but that doesn't excuse starting an intro thread in the STS, especially when you obviously knew not to. So you still fail. But let's see what the more senior members think.

Plus, that wasn't very funny.
 
Please record yourself using the product and post the video here so that we can see it in action.
 
Haha... well i wont be making a demo video for ya. Maybe i'll convince my girlfriend... not likely.

Saying that. Really looking to get relationships with Webmasters with Gay video content as we currently do very well on the little bit on advertising we do on Gay Dating sites.

Our product is less and less taboo every day.
 
It seemed so harmless and a good idea at the time but wicked fire is Officially the Gay Webmaster Forum.
 
lol @ sponsored link on google

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This is what happens when we rank ourselves #2 for gay webmaster forum.