tHE difference between prison and work

[John]

IN PRISON:....The majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON....You get three meals a day.
AT WORK....You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON....You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON....A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON....You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON....You get your own toilet.
AT WORK....You have to share.

IN PRISON....They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON....All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for
prisoners.

IN PRISON....You spend most of your life looking through bars
from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK....They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON....You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK....You get fired if you get caught.

 

[toolohen]

IN PRISON:....The majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON....You get three meals a day.
AT WORK....You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON....You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON....A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON....You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON....You get your own toilet.
AT WORK....You have to share.

IN PRISON....They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON....All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for
prisoners.

IN PRISON....You spend most of your life looking through bars
from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK....They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON....You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK....You get fired if you get caught.

Being confined to a 9- 5 office cubicle for the rest of your life is a fate worse than death.

 

[Choller]

Good list.

Not that I am a pro-worker (or a pro-jailer) but at work you can sit around and not do much and get paid >$10/hr, at Jail you have to do slave work for $0.50/hr

 

[kamesh]

hahahahahah.....in short work means slog your ass out :holla

 

[DaveEMG]

In PRISON... You get to play a fun game of drop the soap.
At WORK... You can leave the office, go to a bar, meet a hot chick, bang her repetitively, and not have your asshole hurt for a month (unless.. ya know.. that's your thing...)