The reviews on amazon are priceless...
"I know this is for women, but it is also excellent for men! I usually put a little on my mustache so I can smell it as I walk around. I purchased this item about 6 months ago and people just can't help but notice! I will be standing in the elevator with that hot secretary from the 12 floor and she will say something like "What is that smell?" and I will tell her that is is my Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume. She will usually reply with "It smells like you just farted." But I am sure she is just jealous. In the office, people usually avoid me out of sheer envy, obviously.) So if you are rich and have nothing better to spend your money on, this is definately the product to buy!"
and
"This has to be the worst tasting cognac I have ever had. And the bouquet could fell an ox at 50 paces. Nice bottle though."