The Night After

[CyberCats]

The Night After A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

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Your joke sucks spammer.

 

[Uzzz]

worseless joke ever

 

[DruSam]

worseless wf member ever

 

[kyleirwin]

Worst spammer ev4r.

 

[joe]

Banned within 8 minutes. A new record.

 

[Arc_Con]

worseless joke ever

Damn, dude! Your replies are even funnier than that joke. :stonedsmilie:

 

[J-Tag]

Two guys are driving down the street. They see two dogs having sex on someone's lawn. The first guy says "That really is the best way to make love."

The second guy says "I don't know if my wife would go for that"

"Hell, make her a few martinis, she'll go for it"

The next week they see each other. The first guy says "Hey did you try it?"

The second guy says "Yeah, but it took 8 martinis"

"8 Martinis! Holy Crap!"

"Yeah, after two she was feeling frisky, but it took 6 more to get her out on that guys lawn."

 

[Uzzz]

Two guys are driving down the street. They see two dogs having sex on someone's lawn. The first guy says "That really is the best way to make love."

The second guy says "I don't know if my wife would go for that"

"Hell, make her a few martinis, she'll go for it"

The next week they see each other. The first guy says "Hey did you try it?"

The second guy says "Yeah, but it took 8 martinis"

"8 Martinis! Holy Crap!"

"Yeah, after two she was feeling frisky, but it took 6 more to get her out on that guys lawn."

hmmm, ok slightly better then the first one...you win ...please collect this on your way out ----:love-smiley-086:

 

[trigatch4]

CyberCats I have a joke for you:

Trig: Knock Knock
CyberBitch: Who's there?
Trig: go fuck yourself

(From Tom Hanks in Catch Me If You Can)