Nice, but way too complicated.
I once heard on the radio (and somewhat agree) that it works like this: When guys see or meet a woman, they either think "I'd do her" or "I wouldn't do her". As a woman, if you marry a guy and then subsequently let yourself go to the point where you cross over that line into the "wouldn't" category, you'll be in a heap of trouble.
ps... I thought you were going to say "conversions" after "cant get any"... doh!