Today Is A Bad Day

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Deliguy

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Everything around me seems to be going horribly wrong today! Girls are getting pregnant, guys are getting horribly disfigured. My stuff is being caught on fire or wrecked whenever I'm not around it. I'm getting phone calls and letters and emails like crazy today of really bad stuff happening. I'm starting to think its all connected. Tomorrow must be the apocalypse! :)
 


Eli, it's April Fools Day, the world seems to go to hell but I'm sure it's just a joke. Everything will be normal tomorrow.
 
So today I went on a 25km bike ride and my tire went flat, my phone died and it started pouring halfway through the trip. There goes my exercise plan until I get a new tire.
 
Pfft, that's nothing. Some guy just ran into my room, pulled out a gun, and shot me in the foot. Damn bullet got lodged in there, and I'm still in the hospital, typing on my computer (the bullet was taken out, and I'll be able to walk in a week or so). Turns out my PC is gone, so I may have a problem...

Jason
 
DomainRealty said:
Pfft, that's nothing. Some guy just ran into my room, pulled out a gun, and shot me in the foot. Damn bullet got lodged in there, and I'm still in the hospital, typing on my computer (the bullet was taken out, and I'll be able to walk in a week or so). Turns out my PC is gone, so I may have a problem...

Jason
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haha be glad you were not shot in the hands.......Earlier today some guy ran into my room and stuck a knife through both my hands now I'm typing with my toes, on a touch screen monitor witch interacts with my every emotion. Fucking thing wont stop smoking.

P.S. Jason come on your story needs to be more convincing how are you typing on your computer when its gone or did you forget it at the hospital? :)
 
TylerL said:
So today I went on a 25km bike ride and my tire went flat, my phone died and it started pouring halfway through the trip. There goes my exercise plan until I get a new tire.
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you don't need a new tire but a puncture repair kit and some waterproofs.
as per your phone battery, that's rocket science to me... sorry. Get a long lead or something
 
Aequitas said:
haha be glad you were not shot in the hands.......Earlier today some guy ran into my room and stuck a knife through both my hands now I'm typing with my toes, on a touch screen monitor witch interacts with my every emotion. Fucking thing wont stop smoking.

P.S. Jason come on your story needs to be more convincing how are you typing on your computer when its gone or did you forget it at the hospital? :)
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Ya know...my family is very resourceful. They thought to grab my laptop. :)

Jason
 
Is anyone else seeing something strange on the wickedfire.com page? It looks hacked
 
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