Trading your girlfriend or wife for an iPod?

[$5 Submissions]

Apparently 1 in 8 dudes would

The one gadget I'd trade my wife in for -- a device that turns nagging into cash. :rasta::rasta:

 

[Mike]

Apparently 1 in 8 dudes would

The one gadget I'd trade my wife in for -- a device that turns nagging into cash. :rasta::rasta:

But if you traded her in for that device, who would do the nagging? Catch 22 there.

 

[waz67]

Bah, probably the other 7 would do it for free

 

[Deliguy]

But if you traded her in for that device, who would do the nagging? Catch 22 there.

He's right. Better go find two girlfriends first.

 

[trigatch4]

Alright fine. I'll give someone a brand new iPod for their girlfriend. Stick her in a cabl, have her arrive at my door and she has to be willing and ready. I guess since it's every 1 in 8, depending on how many views this thread gets I should have about a dozen offers at least. Oh, and you have to post a pic before i accept. :girl:

 

[Setec]

I must be weird. I gave my girlfriend an iPod.

 

[Deliguy]

Alright fine. I'll give someone a brand new iPod for their girlfriend. Stick her in a cabl, have her arrive at my door and she has to be willing and ready. I guess since it's every 1 in 8, depending on how many views this thread gets I should have about a dozen offers at least. Oh, and you have to post a pic before i accept. :girl:

You got yourself a deal!
btw i'm into ex-prowrestler fat chicks and after being with me they quickly turn into man hating bull dikes. My current gf, Boheemia Smashita, also has a big fear of boxes so she may be a bit wriled up by the time she arrives at your door. So watch out for that and have flowers ready(no roses, she hates the color red).
So what was your address? How big is the ipod storage? I'll throw in her sister for a free dock.

 

[Voodooman]

First of all it's probably 1 in 8 geeks who would. And we all know geeks don't have chicks. So it's really a scam. Sure I'll trade ya something for something I don't even have.

Free pussy beats an ipod any day. Even if it does nag from time to time.

 

[waz67]

I worked with someone a few years back who was at a tradeshow after-party, and some dude won some sort of music keyboard, and my co-worker wanted it, so he made a deal with the dude to trade sex with his gf for the music keyboard.

 

[gillian]

Wow, apparently LOVE isn't a factor these days. If you are not happy man, move on. You'll all do better. Now if you have an open relationship then that's a different story altogether

 

[Michel Z.]

Trading my wife for an iPod!? That doesn't make me excited to be honest!
Trading my wife temporary for something else, maybe yes...