Want To Lose Weight? Easy!

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Take some advice from a skinny guy who can't gain weight for shit..

Jon's recipe for losing weight:

I sometimes forget to eat, so work on something for fucking hours straight and it will come easy.
Take Adderall.
Sleep 4-5 hours a night for 3-4 months straight.
Smoking cigarettes definitely helps!
Excersize as little as possible, meaning, don't get up and do something unless you really have to!
Don't eat super sugary stuff, and drink a lot of water and coffee (I drink a ton of Root Beer though).
Stop listening to Nirvana and start listening to high energy trance, so you start dancing in your chair and lose some weight.

Trust me, this works wonders, I've been doing it for years and I've kept my well awesome figure. Granted I have like 1%-2% bodyfat if any! :D
 


haha. Yeah, that will definitely do it. Don't forget to drink plenty of energy drinks - even when you're drinking liquor. Hell, just mix Southern Comfort with Mt. Dew's AMP and go to town on that for a little while. Tastes great.

And fuck eating. It's overrated, anyway. Burn even more calories by banging any syphilis-ridden skank you can find and then run the 100 meter dash to the health clinic!
 
chucktown said:
haha. Yeah, that will definitely do it. Don't forget to drink plenty of energy drinks - even when you're drinking liquor. Hell, just mix Southern Comfort with Mt. Dew's AMP and go to town on that for a little while. Tastes great.

And fuck eating. It's overrated, anyway. Burn even more calories by banging any syphilis-ridden skank you can find and then run the 100 meter dash to the health clinic!
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Don't go revealing ALL of your secrets man!

:rasta:
 
Yesterday I didn't really eat and skipped the shower as I was glued to my computer ALL morning/afternoon/evening thinking " At any minute I will figure out how to get my backup files to restore my blog if I just don't give up". I was wrong, so I gave up and did something else for a couple hours and went to bed about 3am. I think after my shower this morning I weighed in least 5lbs lighter!
 
Hey Jon. That's some hot shit there. You can't be giving away all of your secrets, seriously. Put that in an ebook for wait.. what was it.. yeah $49! LOL
 
Jon,

You should write an ebook " How to Lose Weight! Mook Jon Way!" and sell it at the Warriorforum for $99.99 !
 
chucktown said:
Share and share alike, gentlemen! :2drinkspit: Nothing like running for the cure to "itchy bottom" to shave off those pounds!
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When you used bottom and shave in the same sentence, it gave me another idea for some of you to lose weight.
 
Jan said:
Yesterday I didn't really eat and skipped the shower as I was glued to my computer ALL morning/afternoon/evening thinking " At any minute I will figure out how to get my backup files to restore my blog if I just don't give up". I was wrong, so I gave up and did something else for a couple hours and went to bed about 3am. I think after my shower this morning I weighed in least 5lbs lighter!
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There is a simple solution to that Jan, back up your work!!!!! then back it up again!

I get lazy sometimes, but all of my shit is backed up for the most part, I try to make DB backups when any new content is added.

Create a folder on your PC, label it backups, then back up and save to this folder. You might even want to start burning the backups to RW's, you never know if your pc and your site get hacked at the same time your DB is saved on a shiny little disk. Oh yeah, its also a good idea to backup your templates and what not, anything unique to your site.
 
Jon! What are you thinking? You should ebook that shit!

IM that guy...Scott or was it Paul ~ (it was late last night when I read it)? That just came over here form that other place and get some tips on how to sell that shit.
 
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