Weed: 1, Canadian Troops: 0

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Canada troops battle 10-ft Afghan marijuana plants


OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet (three metre) high marijuana plants.
General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defence staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.
"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.
One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

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hahahahahaha, I love how they tried to burn the weed and the soldiers downwind were feeling "ill effects."
 


leave it to the Canadians to get beat by grass! hell the french can beat grass! oh waite, alot of french moved to canada, damn no wonder!
 
Wicked Fire (NY) – Canadian troops fighting those drug crazed Talibans have a new enemy. Themselves! After discovering an almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet (three metre) high marijuana plants (and the whisky they already had), you can bet they were hung over as fuck the next day when they tried to do some military shit.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defence staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the "weed forests" as cover while they smoked the chronic they dried earlier and randomly shot off their guns when they heard any "weird noises."

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorbs your will to do any work. It's very difficult to penetrate wet plants with thermal devices ... and as a result you won't get baked" he said in a speech in Ottawa.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel, zippo, bic, welding torch -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't get high," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably worse than brick weed," Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana' and dance around in a circle for no good reason."
 
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