+rep hilariousLOL
Patient: Doctor, help me! I was out mining when I found a vein of gold. I was so happy that I jumped up, hit my head, fell down a cliff, and I'm now bleeding and passing out.
Doctor: Sorry to hear that. Where is the mine?
Patient: I'm still bleeding and have a bone sticking out, see?
Doctor: Yes, it looks bad. Where is the mine?
Patient: Can you help me doc?
Doctor: Of course I can. Where is the mine?
Patient: What does that have to do with me dying here?
Doctor: It's a medical thing, don't you worry about that. Where's the mine?
HilariousLOL
Patient: Doctor, help me! I was out mining when I found a vein of gold. I was so happy that I jumped up, hit my head, fell down a cliff, and I'm now bleeding and passing out.
Doctor: Sorry to hear that. Where is the mine?
Patient: I'm still bleeding and have a bone sticking out, see?
Doctor: Yes, it looks bad. Where is the mine?
Patient: Can you help me doc?
Doctor: Of course I can. Where is the mine?
Patient: What does that have to do with me dying here?
Doctor: It's a medical thing, don't you worry about that. Where's the mine?