Were All Crazy

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Internet Addiction Disorder = major profits for people who cure it

But I like being addicted its my addictive nature which makes it so fun its like gambling you just can't get enough of it.....I vote to destroy the people who try to cure it unless they can replace it with lots of hot women and sex.........

Wait that would just mean we would be poor but have hot women and sex, hmm I still say destroy the people who try to cure it because then eventually I can be rich and still have hot women and sex.

I like the way I think sometimes.
 
thats retarded. only people who are addicted to internet are gamers and social whores... which, i guess you could be addicted to it. But I mainly use it for business. Cant call working a mental disorder.
 
thats retarded. only people who are addicted to internet are gamers and social whores... which, i guess you could be addicted to it. But I mainly use it for business. Cant call working a mental disorder.

:anon.sml: Admitting is the first step to recovery. Stop pretending that you are working and admit that you too are an internet addict. I myself only use the internet for work though. It's not like I'm addicted or anything. *randomly surfs the internet*
 
Hey dude..$75 bucks a bottle for some fucking pills..YAY for the big drug conglomerates. Can you fuckers picture what the commercial for this is going to be like?
 
Screw the commercials, can you imagine what the affiliate program's going to be like?

I'm thinking there's going to be some good money made from people selling saltines rebadged as pills that prevent you becoming addicted to the net...
Take enough of those, and you don't feel like doing anything but drinking another glass of water, going to the toilet and wondering why you've got a headache...
 
This is Al Gore's fault since he invented the internet.

Not entirely true, Vinton G. Cerf played a huge role in it, I'm not saying Al shouldn't be regognized for his contributions but I always hear people say he invented the internet when it was him and his team Vinton G. Cerf gets just as much credit in my mind.

Funny enough Vinton G. Cerf is now Googles vice president and Chief Internet Evangelist and is doing some really cool advancements like helping to fix the problem he started back in the 70s with the incompatibilities between IPV 4 and IPV 6, he also openly admits that back then it was absolutely the right call but looks at it now and says if I ever could have imagined the internet would have became this large I would have went with the highest possible number to start with.
 
Who wouldn't be addicted to a profession where you don't have to take SH*T from anyone.. You can get up when you want, go to bed when you want. Make money when you want... What's wrong with getting addicted to something like that...
 
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