Dear Mr. Anderson,
I was deeply saddened to hear about the death of SEO and I'm shocked you missed the news. I know how difficult this must be for you as the news struck me like a Panda bear slapping me across the face with his paw and then holding me down so his penguin friend could shit down my throat.
You are in my thoughts and prayers. SEO was such a kind, gentle soul. He would do anything to help someone in need. I remember one time when 6 of my Acai landers were in the top 10 results of Google, Overture, Kanoodle, and Dogpile.
I know how much you will miss SEO. I encourage you to create original content, optimize your sites for mobile, utilize HTTPS so that all of your visitors get a false sense of security, and of course your strong beliefs in Google...God, I meant God.
Perhaps you could use your special talent of scrapbooking to make a lasting memory book of SEO and the good times you had together. If you would like, I can enlist my Indian content creation team to help you make your scrapbook. I have some lovely pictures of SEO I’d love to share.
May God bless you and your family during this time and always,
Matt Cutts