Fuck it, ill help.
Break the Bank with Clickbank
Read the whole thing, cuz if you skip a section none of it will probably make any sense.
wow. not instabanned?
What happened to the "back to DP" mantra?
HAHA, I literally lol'd.I've had the most success promoting clickbank products with HURRDURR and HURRRR.
You can also try DURRRRR, as I've had some success with it also.
Stamp your web domain on a bunch of fleshlights and drop them from a helicopter in times square.