What did you expect from Joel Comm?

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So i'm reading up on my reader which i neglect for weeks at a time cause i have too much shit in there... and i come across a post about joel comm's next internet millionaire. (I do not follow this stupid shit, so i don't know if its old news or not.)

turns out how you "vote" for the 2 final contestants is by buying their shitty product.

Really?

I don't get how these nobodies can write books or videos about marketing when the whole point of the show was to TURN THE WINNER INTO AN INTERNET MARKETER! whatever. It's really not the least bit surprising how this stupid shit turned out hahah

what a d-bag

The Next Internet Millionaire Blog » Blog Archive » Vote for Charles, Jaime, or both!
 


Yea, thats pretty fucking stupid... like you said, what else did you expect?
I've never really had an "issue" with Joel, aside from the ebook garbage...

This just clarifies... he is, indeed, nominated for biggest douche of the year :)
 
I love how everything Joel does is: "Become an internet marketing millionaire by selling books on how to become an internet marketing millionaire."

Honestly, I respect the work he did early in his career - for those that don't know he made his bank by building the platform that Yahoo! bought for their Yahoo games section. You know that avatar of the guy in the baseball cap with the glasses and the goatee? That's Joel.

Since then though, I mean, I don't know if Joel has built anything besides a bunch of mindless wannabe's and a dozen worseless ebooks.
 
I hate the whole "JV" term that they all use. Why can't they just fucking call it a PARTNERSHIP. Damnit! They are always trying to make the smallest and most simple things into these super professional terms and labels... Fools!

If these people would have worked just as hard on affiliate marketing or seo or even blogging, compared to the effort they spent on making their stupid videos and brown nosing Joel Comm the whole time they would have all made a ton of bank by now, and all without whoring themselves out as retards. Good going guys, you really proved to us that you have what it takes to be a future scammer.
 
oh my god...

If they do this again WICKEDFIRE MUST GET SOMEONE ON THE SHOW!!!

so many missed opportunities to POON
 
You know what would happen if I was on that fucking show?
I would just beat Joel's ass and robbed him...
Thats how that woulda went down.... bitch
 
I bet anyone from wf would still sell out and be joel comm's biatch. Sorry I love you guys, but I'm just calling it like I see it.
 
Ya I think we would sell out. How many times have you been dealing with someone or some organization and then you start using their style and lingo. Shit, I know I do.


And that little meterosexual ummm red hair dude cant remember his name. Video dude. His site has a one page squeeze page even though he says he hates that shit. I wonder how much Joel is running the show on how they try to sell even though it is supposed to be their ideas, seems canned to me.
 
The Next Internet Millionaire is going to make history as the longest infomercial ever made.

Joel Cum needs to fucking have someone tell him that he can't wear a thin ass goatee with his fat ass ugly face. It doesn't look right. It makes him look like his boyfriend drew it on his face with his dick after he got Joel's shit all over it.
 
Apparently, Joell Comm blows guys. (I like how they spell AdSenCe.) Don't waste your time- Just read the bold parts.

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