What do you think of this idea for a site?

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Ok, so since this is a site I'm thinking about just doing for fun (if it takes off i'll find a way to monetize it but..) I thought I would share it with everyone to get some feedback...

Every time I have the unfortunate opportunity of being in walmart I've noticed that you always see some of the weirdest, craziest and funniest looking people, white trash, ghetto people, prostitutes, hippies etc...especially if you go at like 3 in the morning. So what im going to do is go there at like 3 am for a week straight and take pictures of the weirdest, creepiest and funniest people I see and give them each like 5 bucks sign a release for their photo.

Then I'm gonna make a site called like walmartpeople or something (yeah i know that domain is taken plus i might have to change it to something general because of the trademark issues and such) and have a voting system for the wierdest, creepiest, and craziest looking people like hot or not...

good idea, or great idea?
 


I think someone already did this.. It's called wallyworld or something like that. I remember seeing it awhile ago. not only did it have pictures, but stories.. plus.. do you really want to be going to walmart at 3 am?

Don't let me dissuade you though. I want to see some of these pictures. :)
 
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bmurph said:
I think someone already did this.. It's called wallyworld or something like that. I remember seeing it awhile ago. not only did it have pictures, but stories.. plus.. do you really want to be going to walmart at 3 am?

Don't let me dissuade you though. I want to see some of these pictures. :)
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no one go to wallyworld.com.............
 
Fuck it lets expand on this idea and just create one HUGE ass network of similar sites, following examples could be (Starting with the original idea).

Wallmart Crazies
Wallmart Hotties

Boston Pizza Hotties
Boston Pizza Crazies

Safeway Hotties
Safeway Crazies

Tim Hortons Crazies
Tim Hortons Hotties

Starbucks Hotties
Starbucks Crazies

Just do it for every major department store, have a search drop down box based upon state/city/town whatever, even give users the ability to submit their own crazies and hotties based upon which town/city they live in and go crazy with it.
 
Jon said:
You can probably get them to sign a release for 1 newport cigarette..
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Probably true. You could probably offer like a $1 alternative for the (few) non smokers you'll find at Walmart.

Make sure that you take a picture of them really happy holding up their cigarette or $1 bill.
 
Aequitas said:
Fuck it lets expand on this idea and just create one HUGE ass network of similar sites, following examples could be (Starting with the original idea).

Wallmart Crazies
Wallmart Hotties

Boston Pizza Hotties
Boston Pizza Crazies

Safeway Hotties
Safeway Crazies

Tim Hortons Crazies
Tim Hortons Hotties

Starbucks Hotties
Starbucks Crazies

Just do it for every major department store, have a search drop down box based upon state/city/town whatever, even give users the ability to submit their own crazies and hotties based upon which town/city they live in and go crazy with it.
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WTF is is Tim Hortons?
 
Story:

I was in a Wal-Mart in Texas last summer during a tornado, so Wal-Mart coralled all the people into the center of the store.

Talk about a fucking FREAK SHOW.

Instead of being spread out across 15-20 acres of aisles, every Wal-Mart sterotype was within arm's reach all at the same time.

Here's the top 10 classes that I can remember:

1. The Teenage Blag Thugs Hitting Stalking Under-Age White Girl

2. Ex-Con with Fat wife with Faded Green Hair tips

3. The pregnant mexican woman with 8 kids

4. The 80s glam-rockers (wearing tennis shoes with over-sized tongus)

5. The Woman missing all her teeth and black gums.. face shrunken and sunburned to leather.

6. The man-lesbians... some interracial man-lez couples.

7. The meth junkies and their basket full of sudafed

8. The ugly ape-looking black girls who can't help but be loud as shit

9. the parents who just HAD to bring their retarded kid.

10. Finally (and these were MY personal favorites) The Obvious Wal-Mart Shoplifters.


Hopefully my tour into 'the shit' will help you organize your Wal-Mart Website, because GOD KNOWS these people need their 15 minutes from another source of media besides COPS.



P.S. Instead of Pictures only... why not do video too?

P.S.S. Imagine if you did like the Crocodile Hunter and actually find your target at wal-mart, videotape their habits IN the store, then follow them home or wherever they go after leaving the store so you can report on their habitats as well!

Wal-Hunter.com

CRIKEY!

Proper editing and that could be the funniest shit on the net.
 
HAHAHAHA..god bless free speech on wickedfire..

CorrectAD said:
Story:

I was in a Wal-Mart in Texas last summer during a tornado, so Wal-Mart coralled all the people into the center of the store.

Talk about a fucking FREAK SHOW.

Instead of being spread out across 15-20 acres of aisles, every Wal-Mart sterotype was within arm's reach all at the same time.

Here's the top 10 classes that I can remember:

1. The Teenage Blag Thugs Hitting Stalking Under-Age White Girl

2. Ex-Con with Fat wife with Faded Green Hair tips

3. The pregnant mexican woman with 8 kids

4. The 80s glam-rockers (wearing tennis shoes with over-sized tongus)

5. The Woman missing all her teeth and black gums.. face shrunken and sunburned to leather.

6. The man-lesbians... some interracial man-lez couples.

7. The meth junkies and their basket full of sudafed

8. The ugly ape-looking black girls who can't help but be loud as shit

9. the parents who just HAD to bring their retarded kid.

10. Finally (and these were MY personal favorites) The Obvious Wal-Mart Shoplifters.


Hopefully my tour into 'the shit' will help you organize your Wal-Mart Website, because GOD KNOWS these people need their 15 minutes from another source of media besides COPS.



P.S. Instead of Pictures only... why not do video too?

P.S.S. Imagine if you did like the Crocodile Hunter and actually find your target at wal-mart, videotape their habits IN the store, then follow them home or wherever they go after leaving the store so you can report on their habitats as well!

Wal-Hunter.com

CRIKEY!

Proper editing and that could be the funniest shit on the net.
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