What the fuck with these affiliates?

[cardine]

barman isn't real.

 

[unfadable858]

hit up your AM

 

[AdHustler]

Dont call my friend a dummy.........................

you are a dummy too

 

[TFLNetwork]

barman isn't real.

Barman isn't real, but real is barman.

 

[spyderr911]

Its trying to tell you to say fuck the white teeth and just get a grill homie

Hey those are nice... This whitening isn't working for me. Do you have a website (with a referral link) where I can sign up?

 

[Dubli]

I sign up to some teeth whitening affiliates, create pages, try to get it ranking, set tracking and then when I tested the link, it goes to cash for gold.

I don't know what you're talking about, bro.

I found your site just fine!

 

[HarveyJ]

Its trying to tell you to say fuck the white teeth and just get a grill homie

Actually, yeah... are there any affiliate offers for teeth metallics?
Most of the cheap foils are actually toxic, but fuck it, it's been a bad month, and I'm wanting to perpetuate some left wing, politically correct, progressive Darwinism (read: poison some stupid wiggas) right now.