Where the flip do I learn to make money?

[SeoHoist.com]

If you planning on spending your 5k in Google Adwords - you pretty sure to lose it!

Do not spend money until you are confident that you know what you are doing..

It might be worth joining a program like affiliateclassroom or ppcclassroom to get a good general overview first

 

[Jason Voorhees]

The BS affiliate stuff doesnt work well.

 

[TheWholeInterne]

Learn how to optimize your site for search engines and learn how to sell and how to write.