Wicked Joke Of The Day

[MisterX]

Two guys are in the woods when a bear comes after them and they both start running.

"Shit, it's no use, we can't outrun this bear!" one shouts.

"I don't have to outrun the bear", the other replies, "I just have to outrun you".

 

[pjleonhardt]

that joke was the opposite of good.

 

[pjleonhardt]

What do old ladies taste like?


Answer: Depends

 

[ChrisS]

Well let's hear your joke, captain negative.

None of my jokes are repeatable. My philosophy is "It's not funny if it doesn't offend almost everyone."

 

[waz67]

Two guys are in the woods when a bear comes after them and they both start running.

"Shit, it's no use, we can't outrun this bear!" one shouts.

"I don't have to outrun the bear", the other replies, "I just have to outrun you".

Dude.. you got the joke wrong. Here's how it goes:

Two guys are camping in the woods when they hear a bear coming toward their campsite. One of the guys starts putting on his running shoes, and the second guy says "what are you doing, you can't outrun a bear", and the first guy says "I don't have to, I just have to outrun you".

 

[DaveEMG]

Warning: Don't get offended.

Q: How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

A: I don't know either, I was too busy jacking off.

 

[Scheme]

Warning: Don't get offended.

Q: How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

A: I don't know either, I was too busy jacking off.

that one was gold.

 

[sebastya]

lol, not bad

 

[Th3Boss]

What do old ladies taste like?


Answer: Depends

I just happend to watch Hannibal and Silence of The Lambs tonight :hollering::love-smiley-005:

 

[oogie1947]

This forum is full of a bunch of sick puppies!!!!

 

[fenryr]

Warning: Don't get offended.

Q: How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

A: I don't know either, I was too busy jacking off.

dood that's fuckin sick




hahahaha i love it