After a very long drama thread today that I admittedly was a major instigator in, I think we need to have some fun and create some Wicked Fire guides to real life. Ya know, for edumacation. 
I present to you...
Wickedfire's Guide To Shopping In Real Life
1) Every customer could potentially be Adsense Looser or one of his multiaccounts so running them over with your cart is perfectly acceptable.
2) If someone cuts you off in the parking lot its perfectly reasonable to write down their license plate and hang it at the post office along side the sex offenders list.
3) If the customer ahead of you in line is buying boring crap with a check, its not only fine but expected to knock all the magazines off the racks and fill the conveyor belt with tons of worthless shit.
4) Asshats don't actual exist, so quit asking associates where they are.
5) Don't eat the grapes or bananas before you buy them. You never know where LemonAden has been.
6) If in the odd case the store isn't organized right its your duty, nay your honor to make sure every isle has boobies or at least some form of pornography in it.
I present to you...
Wickedfire's Guide To Shopping In Real Life
1) Every customer could potentially be Adsense Looser or one of his multiaccounts so running them over with your cart is perfectly acceptable.
2) If someone cuts you off in the parking lot its perfectly reasonable to write down their license plate and hang it at the post office along side the sex offenders list.
3) If the customer ahead of you in line is buying boring crap with a check, its not only fine but expected to knock all the magazines off the racks and fill the conveyor belt with tons of worthless shit.
4) Asshats don't actual exist, so quit asking associates where they are.
5) Don't eat the grapes or bananas before you buy them. You never know where LemonAden has been.
6) If in the odd case the store isn't organized right its your duty, nay your honor to make sure every isle has boobies or at least some form of pornography in it.
