World's dumbest criminal?

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"Washington Post reporter Marc Fisher discovered his house had been burgled; money, a winter coat, an iPod and his son's laptop were stolen. Imagine his surprise when Facebook friends of his 15-year-old son reported that a photo of the apparent thief, wearing Fisher's coat and holding a wad of notes, had been uploaded to his son's Facebook account. How addicted do you have to be to a social network to post a status update and upload your photo *while* you're burgling someone's house?"
 


No. The dumbest criminal was a lad I used to be friends with who had been banged up for burglary and the day after he gets out his neighbour phones the police to say he's been burgled.

The Old Bill turn up and realise the neighbour is a known burglar. They knock on his door, he opens it and lets them in, where upon they discover the aforementioned stolen property. The bloke was impossibly thick, mind. Like walk into doors and fail special-school thick.
 
"Washington Post reporter Marc Fisher discovered his house had been burgled; money, a winter coat, an iPod and his son's laptop were stolen. Imagine his surprise when Facebook friends of his 15-year-old son reported that a photo of the apparent thief, wearing Fisher's coat and holding a wad of notes, had been uploaded to his son's Facebook account. How addicted do you have to be to a social network to post a status update and upload your photo *while* you're burgling someone's house?"


I dont know they call him dumb for taking that pic, but he's still free :)