Worlds Dummest Bank Robber.

[Aequitas]

haha just read this news story....Accused bank robber David Maksimik arrested after tough day | World News | News.com.au

To sum it up.....guy robs a bank, crashes his get away car, tries to hail a bus and fails, tries to get a cab and fails, calls his sister for a ride, gets home to find his roomate commited suicide, calls 911 with the stolen money on his bed, police come, find the money, toss him in jail.

haha

 

[PedroGoneWild]

haha, he is probably thinking that he shouldn't have got out of bed that day

 

[nachoninja]

+1 for the cliff notes

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Wonder if he at least spells it "dumbest".

Sorry, couldn't resist the irony.

 

[clashctyrokr]

There was this radio show called stupid criminals I used to listen to. One time this retard robbed a bank and put a threat note on the back of HIS OWN deposit slip.

 

[Aequitas]

Wonder if he at least spells it "dumbest".

Sorry, couldn't resist the irony.

Ummmmm, Yes I did that on purpose.................or not haha.

There was this radio show called stupid criminals I used to listen to. One time this retard robbed a bank and put a threat note on the back of HIS OWN deposit slip.

I once heard that 2 criminals broke into a warehouse hoping to get some good shit, they didn't know what was in the warehouse but when they were inside they lit there lighters and bumped into a shelf and lit a firework on fire, the thing is the entire warehouse was one big fireworks storage place and they blew themselves up haha.

 

[ImagesAndWords]

To sum it up.....guy robs a bank, crashes his get away car, tries to hail a bus and fails, tries to get a cab and fails, calls his sister for a ride, gets home to find his roomate commited suicide, calls 911 with the stolen money on his bed, police come, find the money, toss him in jail.

haha

Lmao... what a fail.