Josh is the man.
Thank you, I try, I try!
Back on the topic of the thread though after my blatant and unabashed high jacking of the thread, I think that there should be an offer that involves selling watches that can fire deadly lasers whose colors could actually be customized.
I can't think of anyway to upgrade that or make it any more flawless other than giving a risk-free trial to those who might not be completely certain about their love for colored lasers.