Impossibly Nasty Question

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this is so gross, do we get a blindfold?

anyway:
fuck: roseanne
marry: reno
kill: rosie
 
Roseanne Barr --> Marry
Janet Reno --> Fuck
Rosie O'donnel --> Kill

Man that was tough, I dont ever want to be put in this position again! :)
 
Ewww what shitty choices man.. and why can't we kill more of them?

Roseanne = Marry (she gets so much plastic surgery, maybe one day she'll look normal, plus I can always lock her up and be abusive to the point that she'd leave)
Rosie = Fuck (I'd fuck her, and then tell her I work for Donald Trump)
Reno = Kill (she looks too much like a guy to do any of the other things, so I may as well do the world a favor and end her life)
 
Myself --> kill
Roseanne --> I'm dead already
Reno --> Still dead
Rosie --> Yep, still dead.

See, if you do things in the correct order, it all works out.
 
Janet Reno - fucked (scrap a gay dudes pic, put on craigslist to contact me via sign up on my affiliate linked dating site. Give them Reno's address. task done) :thumbsup:

Rosie O'donnel - killed (Send Rosie 90% off affiliate link for a deer costume for halloween. Send a NRA member a 30% off affiliate link to gun site, with the promise of free deer hunting park pass. Send invitation to both on 10/31 (Halloween) to meet in Central Park. Rosie's invitation will read, "Be a Deer and dress for the kids in Central Park." NRA memeber's invitation will read, "One time only Deer hunting in Central Park pass" - task done):2gunsfiring_v1:


Roseanne Barr - marry the bitch (don't have an affiliate link for this maybe could do something with AFF) then dump her ass in about 6 months and get half like Tom Arnold did. Task done.:D
 
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