CERN - Antimatter Breakthrough



Actually, the black hole WAS opened up because of CERN. But, it will not officially destroy us until sometime in December of 2012.
 
luckily tom hanks has all the antimatter in a shiny glowy canister and is holding it safe for us.

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lol sorry lauren. I'm an idiot.
papajohn is the resident physics expert I just ask a lot of questions because I'm curious and he's good at explaining them.
 
Next, scientists plan to conduct basic experiments on the anti-atom, such as shining a laser onto it and seeing how it behaves, he said.
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Here's where they are gonna fuck up.
 
bump for lols

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future | CNET UK

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
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You bumped a year old thread to post a year old article about a guy that claims he's from the future?
 
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