Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, and Sherri Shepherd are on a cliff. You can only push one...

[lschmidt]

Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, and Sherri Shepherd are on a cliff. You can only push one off. But you must have sex with her first.

Who do you choose?

 

[cougarclaws]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I jump.

 

[Soupyone]

Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, and Sherri Shepherd are on a cliff. You can only push one off. But you must have sex with her first.

Who do you choose?

Sherri Shepherd then as a bonus Elizabeth Hasselbeck...

I'd get my jollys while saving daytime tv.

 

[AustinP]

Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, and Sherri Shepherd are on a cliff. You can only push one off. But you must have sex with her first.

Who do you choose?

First of all - Why does shit like this pop up in your head?
Secondly - Nevermind!
Thirdly - What option did YOU take?

 

[Hurr-Durr]

 

[Unabomber]

nuke the whole area

 

[Roundabout]

1. Have sex with Oprah
2. Impregnate.
3. Demand child support of $1,000,000 per month.
4. Get it.
5. Repeat monthly, profit.

 

[AustinP]

1. Have sex with Oprah
2. Impregnate.
3. Demand child support of $1,000,000 per month.
4. Get it.
5. Repeat monthly, profit.

Well Locke, I wont tell you what you cant do!

 

[lschmidt]

Well Locke, I wont tell you what you cant do!

He could jump off the cliff himself and be fine.

 

[1yerrot]

Sherri Shepherd then as a bonus Elizabeth Hasselbeck...

^This.

BUT FIRST, I offer to spare the life of the highest bidder knowing that I can get a Billion off of Oprah and the other two broads aint sniffin Oprah money so Sherri's still goin down. After berating her I push Sherri off also launch Hasselbeck as a bonus. I then tell Rosie O' to stop being a fat wilderbeast of a hobgobblin and send her packin with a kick in the rear and smack upside the head... Simple.

 

[JasonRubacky]