Hey Peons!

[WilliamGates]

Hey,

Bill here. I'm good friends with Maverick (we go way back), and he thought it'd be a good idea if I dropped by. Normally I don't have time for this nonsense, but I finished up with Tea and Crumpets with God a little early today.

- Bill

 

[nachoninja]

fake nick?

 

[Uzzz]

Hey Bill, Wheres my 5 bucks you jackass!

 

[WilliamGates]

Hey Bill, Wheres my 5 bucks you jackass!

They still make those?

 

[Uzzz]

They still make those?

Yah, just ask your wife for a look...

 

[BradM]

Oh geeze.

 

[WilliamGates]

Yah, just ask your wife for a look...

I'm an international man my friend, you're going to have to be more specific.

 

[Andrew]

Since when did you move to Kansas?

 

[dastuff]

Did you guys ever see that article on how much money is it worth for bill gates to bend over and pick up...

It's something like 300$ per second or something crazy...

 

[Stanley]

Did you guys ever see that article on how much money is it worth for bill gates to bend over and pick up...

It's something like 300$ per second or something crazy...

haha, that's great. post a link if you still have it.

 

[Jon]

I'm an international man my friend, you're going to have to be more specific.

Love the IP.

 

[ltn1dr]

Send me a free copy of Office 2007?

 

[WilliamGates]

Send me a free copy of Office 2007?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I have urban school districts to fund in Kasas City.

 

[WilliamGates]

Love the IP.

Are you in charge here? My attorneys would like to speak with you regarding why I don't have God-like reputation here. If you fail to oblige to our demands, we will be forced to buy you out. For $16M.

 

[Uzzz]

I'm an international man my friend, you're going to have to be more specific.

international man of mystery eh?

fine... ASK YOUR WIFE FOR THE 5 DOLLARS I GAVE HER LAST NITE..TO SEE WHAT A 5 DOLLAR BILL LOOKS LIKE :bowdown:

does that clear things up?

 

[WilliamGates]

international man of mystery eh?

fine... ASK YOUR WIFE FOR THE 5 DOLLARS I GAVE HER LAST NITE..TO SEE WHAT A 5 DOLLAR BILL LOOKS LIKE :bowdown:

does that clear things up?

You silly little man.

 

[Stanley]

it's a sham! he's not really bill gates!
(.. it's actually steve ballmer)

 

[kdawg]

Love the IP.

What lovable about his IP?

 

[Mike]

it's a sham! he's not really bill gates!
(.. it's actually steve ballmer)

Everybody's favorite dancing monkey
oops, forgot this one:
Developers, developers, developers, ahhh fuckit

 

[WilliamGates3]

WilliamGates! This is you from the year 2099! As you can see, your brain has been kept alive and transplanted into a robot exoskeleton. I have travelled back through time to warn you!

Do not participate on WickedFire.

In February of 2007, you will become addicted! In the space of one week, you will spend 12 billion dollars on pay-per-click advertising, and convert only 5 "free ipod" leads. You will lose everything! Don't do it.

Do you really want to know how bad it gets? I'm posting this from a Mac.