Well that means you're a clueless idiot. Why don't you leave the conversation to those who *gasp* actually have some Linux experience under their belt before you go ahead and spew your worthless rhetoric around?
It's pretty evident, you never have, or are too stupid / arrogant to run Linux.
Also, no, grabbing a distro like Gentoo that WILL force you to get dirty is not a wise choice unless you like ripping your hair out. Picking a well documented, supported distro Like Ubuntu or Fedora is much more advised as when you do run into road blocks you'll be able to get sufficient help with your problem, and learn at an easier pace.