I am officially announcing THAT I WILL NEVER EVER EVER VISIT this forum again

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If Katoved's success rate is 1/100 girls he will get laid 5 times by Sunday.
 
if you step into a bar and keep talking to yourself, eventually you'll draw a crowd around you.

Katoved's pretty good at ranting.

Just make sure you don't coke up too much and walk into a gay bar.
It'll be good for us ranking as a gay forum, but maybe not as good for you.
Unless you're on the cusp of coming out of the closet, and openly declaring your failure to stay away from the gay forum.
that'll score one for gay affiliate marketing.
 
katoved said:
Oh hey Jon, I see you like Howard Hughes. Did you know, that when they autopsied his body, he had like 120 syringes in his arm that broke off. They were from his codein addiction. He was quite the head case near the end. I read an autobiography on him. I love the book. Did you know, that they said, EVERY business he EVER took up on his own, lost money, that the Hughes ToolCo was the only business to ever earn a dime.
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I gotta read the howard hughes biography, his life was unbielievable. I cant believe someone that crazy could turn out to be so successful. I saw the movie the aviator, but i bet there was a ton of things in his life that the movie didnt even touch on.
 
gdubs12345 said:
I gotta read the howard hughes biography, his life was unbielievable. I cant believe someone that crazy could turn out to be so successful. I saw the movie the aviator, but i bet there was a ton of things in his life that the movie didnt even touch on.
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maybe he also went to gay forums?
 
engaged said:
If Katoved's success rate is 1/100 girls he will get laid 5 times by Sunday.
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I don't know if I will get laid by Sunday now. I was planning on going to Miami and partying on South Beach with a malato girl I know. She's in an entourage of girls that follows Bears players around. She's smokin, and was gonna hook me up. However, after finally getting around to booking my flight (which was gonna cost 50K frequent flyer miles), the weather is going to suck! Rainy Today - Tuesday. Fuck that. I hate walking around in the rain. There is always tonight and Saturday. If you can present yourself as a winner tonight, and tomorrow, girls will go crazy, because this city is about to win the motha fuckin superbowl YO!
 
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