My Sons School Wants Him To Spam The Shit.....

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ha ha ha, my sons school wants him to set up a web page then spam the shit out of all of his friends and family.......

If I wanted him spamming the shit out people id have a site set for him to promote then pocket the money.... Its for the heat association from which 45% of all conversions go toward research, if he makes $1000 in conversions he gets a brand new "knock off" razor scooter.... LOL

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Sounds like it's time for you to teach your son the black arts of Myspace friend whoring. :D

Man, I can remember we had to do door to door magazine sales for our school's fund raiser. The kids these days are fucking spoiled!
 
DaveEMG said:
Sounds like it's time for you to teach your son the black arts of Myspace friend whoring. :D

Man, I can remember we had to do door to door magazine sales for our school's fund raiser. The kids these days are fucking spoiled!
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I hear that, I remember selling boxes of candy bars, only to recieve a comic book or some shit.....

If my kid is going to be doing any spamming, he's going to pocket the money! :) well 50% of it anyway ...... :Yahoo_29:
 
cyberworkspace said:
jeez. what are they doing with the other 55%? all overhead?
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Sorry I was wrong, its .....

35% Public Health Education (and our taxes arent enough)
23.4% Research (marketing research to devise new was to use our kids)
11.9% Professional Education
7.3% Community Service
14.6% Fund Raising
7.2% Management And General (he he he)

"These figures are for the American Heart Association and Affiliates 2004-2005" seems like the figures are a little out dated .......
 
2 things:

1) I'd rather have my son emailing (or me on his behalf) my family with a link to a donation page than knocking on strangers doors

2) I'd rather get an email from a nephew or friend's kid than have him in my face asking for money. It's a lot easier to ignore an email than say no to a friend's kid.
 
I do have him working on one site every other day, he gets 20% of all revenue from it.. he's 9 now im hoping he will be the first full fledged addition to the birth of a family business ... (he's not spamming though)
 
jerxs said:
ha ha ha, my sons school wants him to set up a web page then spam the shit out of all of his friends and family.......

If I wanted him spamming the shit out people id have a site set for him to promote then pocket the money.... Its for the heat association from which 45% of all conversions go toward research, if he makes $1000 in conversions he gets a brand new "knock off" razor scooter.... LOL
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Shit. In gradeschool, I remember selling candy bars door to door and getting those stupid little furry creature toys in return. Not sure what they were called, but the kid who had the most of them at the end of the contest got something stupid like $50 cash.

$500 worth of candy bars = $50 cash. :repuke:

Awesome.
 
jerxs said:
I do have him working on one site every other day, he gets 20% of all revenue from it.. he's 9 now im hoping he will be the first full fledged addition to the birth of a family business ... (he's not spamming though)
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Damnit, I wish my dad had taught me something awesome like that back when I was 9...
 
ltn1dr said:
Damnit, I wish my dad had taught me something awesome like that back when I was 9...
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ha ha ha, me to .... my old man was a hard ass mother fucker that liked to kick ass and ask questions later, so I do things for my kids that most other fathers dont for theirs.. Whens the last time you sat down and had wooped your old mans ass at a game of Soul Calibur, or prank called some 1-800 numbers selling BS? As long as my kids respect me, mom and other people that respect them, get good grades and dont do drugs its all good.
 
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