Stabbed in the penis



Thats weird, my dick gets all scared after i play hockey/workout.
wouldn't that make more sense? blood flowing into muscles that are worked out not the dong?
 
Thats weird, my dick gets all scared after i play hockey/workout.
wouldn't that make more sense? blood flowing into muscles that are worked out not the dong?
Well, when your body is extremely cold, your sexual organs try to "climb" into your body for more warmth (Which you call scared). [lol I'm going to get trolled real hard for posting that]

I don't get that semi-boner feeling after I work out, but whatever, everyone's body is different.
 
Haha best part of the thread. Although, I usually get a full-on fuckin boner after a killer workout.

Well said.

I can relate. Makes it slightly awkward when you're walking to the shower at the gym.

Only if you are ashamed of your package. I make it a point to walk into the wrong shower like that.

WTF Do you really relate to this? I cant. There's some saggy shit going around here.

You obviously don't have big balls.

so you just grabbed a toothpick and put it in your pocket? what's the point of that

Exactly. What moron (obviously the OP trolling) would ever transfer a toothpick from their jeans to their workout clothes?

Oh, and CK underwear? The only man's name that's going to be on my underwear is mine.

Well, when your body is extremely cold, your sexual organs try to "climb" into your body for more warmth (Which you call scared). [lol I'm going to get trolled real hard for posting that]

I regularly have to put my dick back into my pants after it sits on my shoulder like a parrot. The ladies think it's fun to play with though.
 
Thats weird, my dick gets all scared after i play hockey/workout.
wouldn't that make more sense? blood flowing into muscles that are worked out not the dong?

It's not for scientific reasons...more for the testosterone-fueled sheer enjoyment. :D
 
Thats weird, my dick gets all scared after i play hockey/workout.
wouldn't that make more sense? blood flowing into muscles that are worked out not the dong?

Hold up, broscience.

People still play hockey?

Just kidding. Yeah, typically during my workout it gets all scared and tiny with all the weights banging around and making lots of loud noises. But the locker room causes a nice little semi while changing.

Oh. Oh no...
 
Yeah, that was me. Posted it there at the exact same time.

Figure the guys there would learn from my lessons more than here. There was for the science, here was for the giggliciousness.

Check the timestamp, posted the exact same minute. I actually posted here first.

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makes sense



hockey showers have been my favorite pasttime...er

Hockey showers ftw. At my one rink, the rink is old(40 years) and they have like a big shower with just shower heads sticking out of the wall, not individual showers. And the one end has an awkward shower head that is on the end wall, while all the others are on the side wall. Then the end one basically crosses paths with the last one on the side wall. which btw the shower comes out like a pressure washer in a jet stream so you really have to stand in basically the same spot as the other guy to shower, which makes it fairly awkward and occasionally uncomfortable...
 
Hockey showers ftw. At my one rink, the rink is old(40 years) and they have like a big shower with just shower heads sticking out of the wall, not individual showers. And the one end has an awkward shower head that is on the end wall, while all the others are on the side wall. Then the end one basically crosses paths with the last one on the side wall. which btw the shower comes out like a pressure washer in a jet stream so you really have to stand in basically the same spot as the other guy to shower, which makes it fairly awkward and occasionally uncomfortable...

No arenas around here have individual stalls just a big open room with 6-8 shower heads. We just pee on each others legs and have windmill contests.