funny as fuck



I've seen it live. Camping in the dirt west of Vegas, climbing trip. Two of my buddies are trying to hook up with this single mom climber chick. One of them is owned by Tret, a 130# pit/rot mix. Early morning wake and bake session + coffee + two buddies trying to one up each other for MILF while Tret and boy are playing fetch out in the desert. I'm loading up another binger, trying to figure out how not to pump off the final crimps on top of The Gift when I look across the cactus to see Tret pinning down the young lad, paws crossed across his forearms while throwing down a Peter North worthy jackhammer on the poor kid.

"umm, Chris, your dog..."

MILF: "OMFG, get your dog off my kid!!!!"

Panic ensues, Tret is removed from boy, MILF is shooting laservision out her eyeballs at everybody while shepherding her kid towards their tent.

"mommy, the doggy dicked me...why are my pants all wet?"

I fucking snorted snot all over myself, almost spilled the bong.
 
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I've seen it live. Camping in the dirt west of Vegas, climbing trip. Two of my buddies are trying to hook up with this single mom climber chick. One of them is owned by Tret, a 130# pit/rot mix. Early morning wake and bake session + coffee + two buddies trying to one up each other for MILF while Tret and boy are playing fetch out in the desert. I'm loading up another binger, trying to figure out how not to pump off the final crimps on top of The Gift when I look across the cactus to see Tret pinning down the young lad, paws crossed across his forearms while throwing down a Peter North worthy jackhammer on the poor kid.

"umm, Chris, your dog..."

MILF: "OMFG, get your dog off my kid!!!!"

Panic ensues, Tret is removed from boy, MILF is shooting laservision out her eyeballs at everybody while shepherding her kid towards their tent.

"mommy, the doggy dicked me...why are my pants all wet?"

I fucking snorted snot all over myself, almost spilled the bong.

lol I plan to read this a few times today.