There's Nothing I Hate More Than A Cowardly Bitch

hellblazer

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Woke up this morning to find that someone had taken a rock to the rear window of my car. There's nothing I hate more than a little bitch who's too afraid to confront you, so they vandalize your property and then scurry back down the hole they came from.

I'm thinking of duct-taping a garbage bag over the hole with the words "Whoever did this is a cowardly bitch" and leaving it there overnight again.

Just poke your bitch head up out of your hole to get what you deserve:

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That is all.
 


Provoke the "asshole" who did that so he/she comes around to see what the fuck is up, place a CCTV overnight to identify the mofo and then all you need is a baseball bat.
 
If you owe money and you can't be found, costing you money is the next best thing.

Not gonna lie, I've had to do this in the past to little bitches who hide out after getting fronted. But he should have left a note that said: "Pay up"

If it was unprovoked, you're right.. they're just faggots.
 
WHAT?! That's just crazy.

I can't imagine why anyone would have any reason whatsoever to be upset with you.
 
I agree, it is the most cowardly thing that you can do. I don't know if it would be a great idea to leave the message though because they may just do it again. Unless of course you have a security camera or are waiting in the bushes to give some payback.
 
To drive this thread in a serious direction for a second... I can't stand when people damage private property.

Wanna call my mother a dirty whore? I'm cool with that. Say my woman gets railed from behind each night by your cousin's gang? Go for it. My kids are retarded mutants? Thanks for the info.

But put a rock through my window? Knock down my mailbox? Throw trash on my lawn? Now you've got my attention.
 
One time I bashed in someone's window and came back about a week later to admire my work, only to find that they had posted a duct tape and garbage-bag billboard on it denouncing my actions as cowardly. I immediately reconsidered what I had done and befriended the person to teach them about affiliate marketing so they could make better use of the new ad-space on their vehicle to raise money to replace the window.

Way to go!