The Two Best Songs To Get Laid With!

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Here is a tip for all the guys out there if your trying to get laid by that little hottie you've had your eyes on. You need to toss in a little bit of romance in there, well these rules only really apply to non-slutty women.

First step is to talk to her, the second step is after you've went out at least two times before and she agrees to go out with you again, come home put on a movie or have dinner at your place with some candles and play these two songs.

Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

And

Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On

Don't crank that shit up ether put it on a lower level and you'll be set, it sounds kinda corney and you probably wouldn't want to admit it to your friends but it works, I've tried with with success.
 


Oh man...Marvin Gaye? You can't get much more cliche then that. If I was a chick I would be insulted if you came home and put that on.

Just how much success have you had with Marvin Gaye? Be honest.

I would recommend anything by PortisHead.
 
No song is going to be the end all to you getting laid. Girls know within 5 minutes if they are banging you or not. Ever wonder why each time you bang a girl they are clean shaven and dressed in nice panties? it wasnt your charm, they knew they were going to bang you out.

Girls want it as bad as guys, if you want to get laid tell the girl youre with you wont bang her until you been dating for 6 months, i bet within 2 weeks shes trying to do you, because you flipped the tables on her.

Act as if you dont want it at all, and it will rain coochie, be hard up for it and a girl wont give it up.
 
mkrongel said:
No song is going to be the end all to you getting laid. Girls know within 5 minutes if they are banging you or not. Ever wonder why each time you bang a girl they are clean shaven and dressed in nice panties? it wasnt your charm, they knew they were going to bang you out.

Girls want it as bad as guys, if you want to get laid tell the girl youre with you wont bang her until you been dating for 6 months, i bet within 2 weeks shes trying to do you, because you flipped the tables on her.

Act as if you dont want it at all, and it will rain coochie, be hard up for it and a girl wont give it up.
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ChrisS said:
Oh man...Marvin Gaye? You can't get much more cliche then that. If I was a chick I would be insulted if you came home and put that on.

Just how much success have you had with Marvin Gaye? Be honest.

I would recommend anything by PortisHead.
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Well I am from a small town so who knows maybe the women around here are just desperate and don't care what you put on to get laid, but I'm serious this has worked for me in the past.

Maybe I'll do a statistical analysis of this shit haha get a whole bar graph going and see how many times I can get laid in a two month period with different methods.
 
mkrongel said:
No song is going to be the end all to you getting laid. Girls know within 5 minutes if they are banging you or not. Ever wonder why each time you bang a girl they are clean shaven and dressed in nice panties? it wasnt your charm, they knew they were going to bang you out.

Girls want it as bad as guys, if you want to get laid tell the girl youre with you wont bang her until you been dating for 6 months, i bet within 2 weeks shes trying to do you, because you flipped the tables on her.

Act as if you dont want it at all, and it will rain coochie, be hard up for it and a girl wont give it up.
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Yeah I agree some women do want it just as bad as guys but you have to be careful trying to flip that shit on them, I've been burned in the past with not acting like I wanted to fuck her.

You know what happened, she thought I was only trying to be friends and thats where it stayed.

But in reality I've found that women have whats known as a "Fuck Me Look In Their Eyes", its easy to spot and once you do jump on that shit haha.

Hey I wonder when there going to update my badge to guide status, I see they've already updated a few of you, I got an email last night saying I was accepted as the Blogging Guide.
 
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