Beware of Chris Lingle
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No man is an island. A partnership can be an awesome thing. Especially if you partner with people whose skill sets differ from your own.
I've had successful online partnerships and some failures. At least once I got sued for $20 million (yeah, you read that right
). Needless to say, nothing became of that but it still got my attention.
I could mean the difference between 10k->100k I guess.
I ain't making shit and need all the help I can get! ~
very good post. we might be the same age, because at 36 i am online longer than quite some of the readers here are alive on this planet(does this makes me the forum grandpa?).
I hope you aren't the forum grandpa at 36 because that might make me the forum great-grandma at 46! (is it possible to be a G-GILF?) lol
Why is it when people get ripped offline, they just consider it part of doing business online. I think thats bullshit. I personally feel his ass should get sued, even if it costs 5x in attorneys fees of whats recouped. Sometimes you have to put your foot down simply for the principle.
seasickmedia said:
And yet you posted this because.... your doctor said it would be good for your health? That doctor of yours is fucking awesome man. First he teaches you to be an arbitrage genius, then he cures you of cancer, now he's also your therapist? Please tell him I want his #. I need a doctor like that in my life.
seasickmedia said:
Yes, the issue of fraud.. where every person involved in DP and EF have all been left hanging to the tune of between $32-$300. You clearly told them all you would get their submissions done, and that you were in the middle of it, but to no avail. Just excuse after excuse, and then poof! You were gone. As engaged pointed this out.. we caught up with a thread of you doing it a few days before you joined WF. First you say you learned arbitrage in April, and then you told others that you learned it two years ago. I think you need to tap into some of that trust, and get a notepad for yourself so you can keep track of all of the lies you tell others, and study it every night before you take your cancer meds aka tic-tacs so that it actually makes sense Mr drama queen.
And that's another thing, why are you assuming that it's "okay" to rip people off. Who cares if it was for $5 or $500. It shouldn't matter if you were "using them" either. They paid you for a service you promised, and you just walked away, and accepted their cash too. Why not just refund it then? Ohhh that's right.. because you're a piece of shit. Sorry, I'm old, my mind goes sometimes.
seasickmedia said:
You never cease to amaze me with the way you think that everyone else is at fault except for you. Yes Chris, it's their fault you ripped them off, not yours. You are just a businessman and because they weren't paying you $1000's to rip them off with like you did with your partners here, then they just weren't worth your time. What exactly were you doing with your time, aside for posting on forums trying to rip off unsuspecting people? Ohh that's right, you were making thousands of dollars with your arbitrage sites, or at least you were in your head. Thanks for clearing that up Chris, it makes perfect sense now. Scamming people is okay just so long as they aren't worth your time to hang around and give them refunds. Got it. What a great businessman you are!
seasickmedia said:
There's this really great invention from back when you were a kid called the fax machine. You may call it a facsimile still, but even so, you can have your doctor or insurance company fax your records over, which you may actually need if you are planning on moving to San Diego anyway.
On top of the fact that the whole cancer story makes no sense. It's not like one person said it and everyone just agreed, it's something VERY serious, and from the way you were acting during your "treatment" up until 2 days after you said you had your last chemo session before you went to Vegas to stay out late, drink and smoke cigars... yeah.. sorry buddy, but that just isn't something someone does after months of chemotherapy. Not to mention you told me before Vegas that you had lost your hair because of it, and when you were in Vegas, and from that picture I posted of you, which was taken in Vegas 2 days after your last chemo session, it looks like your head was shaved on the sides, which is NOT a side effect of chemotherapy.
Since you're so awful at hiding your tracks, even though you think you're a genius at it, I managed to get your SSN, and I also had a friend of mine who works with health insurance companies do a search for a Chris Lingle in Austin, Texas for any type of records of cancer. Nothing came up. Now, some people may say "well that's a very fucked up thing to do Jon", but I wanted to make sure that before I called you out on something, that I was almost positive (because there still may be a chance, even though I highly doubt it) about accusing you of such a horrible thing, unlike you, who just accuses people of shit without proof. Look around. Everything being said about you has either substantial proof, or damn close to it. It's not like any of this is being pulled out of thin air. And yet, you sit there and just deny deny deny and try to make yourself be the victim as usual. Well, that's not going to fly this time you fuck face, and your information will stay up here to warn people about you and your scams. Because what you did is very serious.. and if you are telling the truth, all you have to do is show proof, just like you had me do, and others do, so why not you? You've had a few days to work some photoshop magic on your $2 arbitrage stats (if it's even that high for you). So let's see SOMETHING.
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER!
I wasn't around for all this drama, I just remember chrislingle being the biggest douchebag on the forum and pretending to make loads of money online.
HAHAHAHAH, I probably make more money than that guy, and however worseless I may be, he has definitely trumped me.
I actually laughed out loud upon reading the first post in this thread.
I wasn't around for all this drama, I just remember chrislingle being the biggest douchebag on the forum and pretending to make loads of money online.
HAHAHAHAH, I probably make more money than that guy, and however worseless I may be, he has definitely trumped me.
I actually laughed out loud upon reading the first post in this thread.
seasickmedia said:
Ahh.. Chris the allmighty genius of the world seems to be forgetting that he has a history of ripping people off and lying from the start. See, I don't know what happened in the partnership, nor do I care much because it's none of my business, but trying to blame everyone else but yourself. Shit... That just seems to be common place with Mr Lingle here. Again, he's never at fault, he's the center of attention and the "brains" behind it all.
So you still think you didn't rip anyone off? The two people, who obviously don't get along so well like you say both agree though that you are holding onto some cash that you owe them. So what's stopping you from sending them their equal shares now? Because you got drunk and stupid and told them you were lying about everything? Ohhh so it's THEIR fault, and I guess you're going to punish them by withholding their equal shares of the revenue. Real smart Chris. You're just making yourself look worse and worse, and don't pretend you don't care either, because you are a sensitive guy, even if you try and act like Mr tough guy online. You have a high voice, you're very soft spoken, you're overweight, and you're pretty vocal about not being ashamed that you have to pay women to sleep with you. Talk about one hell of a self-esteem. And to add to it, now you rip off guys for $50k that THEY each hold shares in. So why don't you settle at least part of this and pay them what you owe them? And you should also consider paying a certain woman who you seem to consider a friend. Instead of writing a soon to be bounced check, send them a wire with their equal shares. I'm sure you will have a field day explaining it to the IRS next year, but by then, you'll probably be in Bangkok paying $12 underage hookers to just give you attention, and then you can tell them what an arbitrage king you are, I'm sure they'll care more than people here do you sorry sack of shit.
seasickmedia said:
You admit it now you douchebag because people found out you were lying, so what else can you do?! Ohhhh Saint Christopher Lingle, you are so holy and wise! I am so glad you showed sites that weren't yours and admitted to being a lying cocksucker out of the goodness of your heart.. aka YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
And what's this "I am glad I found out they did not have any balls" crap? What does that have to do with anything?! Ohh they don't have the balls to keep believing your bullshit? Yeah, that makes loads of sense yet again Chris.
They were your meal ticket. Your bread and butter. So you can bash them alllllll you like, but without them, you are still just a sorry 31 yr old loser who has failed at everything in life it seems, including making up a pretty clever story, only to fuck it up by getting too cocky, getting drunk, and TELLING them about it. Next thing I'll bet you start bringing up your childhood, and how your mother didn't hug you enough, or how your uncle fucked you, or how you were the last kid picked at dodgeball. Boo fucking hoo Chris. You are by far one of the most pathetic people I have ever encountered in all my years of dealing with drama and lying scumbags on the internet. You take the cake (but don't eat it). There's a special place for people like you.. it's usually called a lonely corner, because sitting in that corner and pretending you are right, and everyone else is wrong, and you are great, and everyone else isn't is just about the only place you can go now where no one will tell you to shut the fuck up already.
seasickmedia said:
No no.. you come across as being an ass, but definitely not someone who knows it all. The only reason you were able to give out advice for shit you never did, is because you know how to read and sum it up in an angry fat man's words. Don't give yourself credit for anything more than that you were able to lie and pull one over a few people for a 2-3 months tops.
Don't pretend either that you had no idea what this was about, because YOU IM'ed me on Sunday morning telling me not to believe what Lerch or anyone else said. Then you pretty much disappeared for a few days so you could regroup with your Krispy Kreme donuts and try to come up with someone smart to say here, but of course, you always seem to miss the point and the big picture.
So Chris, what's your next move? Are you going to be a coward punk and continue blaming everyone else but yourself, and not recognize how deeply you fucked up, lied, and cheated people, or are you just going to continue thinking everyone else is at fault but you? I'm going to go with the latter.
You are no longer welcome here, and I will continue letting everyone know, big and small in the industry about you, and share all of your information until I am sure that you are completely flushed out of our industry.
In the end, there really is a place where you belong.. and that place is called prison. Because it's the only place where you will actually be able to get laid without having to pay anyone for a change!
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