Beware of Chris Lingle

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Man, a totally free drama show. Too bad I'm not a chick and enjoy this.

So, to sum up 3 pages of posts, bad things happen to bad people.
 


And you should also consider paying a certain woman who you seem to consider a friend.
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This is what I'm most concerned about. Hopefully we can make it up to her and another person that helped us.
 
I will do 200 manual submissions.
I start with pr7 sites and go down but all sites at least pr4.

I provide a screan capture of site being submitted and an email address so you can see any additional information that needs to be given.
we can get sites listed within 48 hours.

THIS IS MANUAL SUBMISSIONS, WE HAVE A VERY NICE PROGRAM THAT LETS US COPY MANY ITEMS AND ASSIGN A NUMBER TO THEM SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE CURSOR IN THE RIGHT SPOT. DOING 200 DOES NOT TAKE US MUCH TIME AT ALL.
 
Jon said:
You have a high voice, you're very soft spoken, you're overweight, and you're pretty vocal about not being ashamed that you have to pay women to sleep with you. Talk about one hell of a self-esteem.
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Bam! Zing! Pop! Ouch! That shit is brutal!

But Goddamn hilarious! :D And then it really kicked in....

Jon said:
I'm sure you will have a field day explaining it to the IRS next year, but by then, you'll probably be in Bangkok paying $12 underage hookers to just give you attention, and then you can tell them what an arbitrage king you are, I'm sure they'll care more than people here do you sorry sack of shit.
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Oh my God. Just for the record and just in case you ever get pissed at me, you ain't getting so much as my fucking zip code, dude. Fuuuuck that. Hahaha.

Chris, bow out now, dude. I don't even fucking know you or care to know you but damn, your name is fucking mud here and everywhere else online, I'm sure. Just go somewhere they've never heard of the internet. Like Mooseknuckle, Maine or ButtFuck, Egypt or some shit.

Great thread, guys. Ok, i gotta get back to work. Ya'll play nice now, ya hear? :)
 
Chris,

Why don't you come along and show up at ASE? We would really love to hear your explanation, I mean you did literally cross every line you ever could.

You de-frauded your friends.
You lied about having a serious illness.
You scammed other webmasters.
Your broke.

So heres my personal invitation to you, please show up at ASE. And since we all know you really made no money (it was all another lie), I will personally pay for your flight and hotel down here. Watching you attempt to defend yourself will be worth that and much, much more.

Eduardo.
 
EduardoM3 said:
I mean you did literally cross every line you ever could.
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At least he didn't try to sell us his E-books

PS: chemotherapy should attack all fast-dividing cells (all kinds of hair). But if you look at the picture, the man is like a small bear. :D
 
Yeah i second that. I would love to see chris at affiliate summit. Maybe we can do some networking... :bowdown:
 
Actually, most types of skin cancer are cured without chemo. They use another form of treatment that only removes the layers of skin that are infected. And no, it doesn't take 2 days, it's relatively fast.
 
stanley said:
Actually, most types of skin cancer are cured without chemo. They use another form of treatment that only removes the layers of skin that are infected. And no, it doesn't take 2 days, it's relatively fast.
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He told me he had tumors on his lung, small intesting and inbetween stomach and intesting. He also told me he lost his hair due to chemo... so, as much as we would love to believe him, his massive arm hair proves his lies. He should have shaved that as well.
 
pocketrockets said:
Hair loss does not occur with all chemotherapy -- it all depends on the types of drugs and their doses.
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Yes you are correct, I know this very very too well, my statement was made because I allready knew the types of cancer he had, which would have the type of chemo that would make him lose hair
 
seasickmedia said:
I will do 200 manual submissions.
I start with pr7 sites and go down but all sites at least pr4.

I provide a screan capture of site being submitted and an email address so you can see any additional information that needs to be given.
we can get sites listed within 48 hours.

THIS IS MANUAL SUBMISSIONS, WE HAVE A VERY NICE PROGRAM THAT LETS US COPY MANY ITEMS AND ASSIGN A NUMBER TO THEM SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE CURSOR IN THE RIGHT SPOT. DOING 200 DOES NOT TAKE US MUCH TIME AT ALL.
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Ok mr. i use DigiXmas . com
 
Wow! I go to work for a few days and look what I missed!

I can't believe anybody would pull that shit. Especially defrauding "friends" and business partners. Particularly two guys that really can help you make a shit ton of money.

Lerch and Engaged, I'm truly sorry to hear that Chris did that to you. I'd love to work with you guys. Screw screenshots, I'll give you passwords to my accounts :D

Seriously though, it sickens me the most that Chris took advantage of Lerch and Engaged. I don't give a fuck that he faked cancer, I've met enough scumbags that will say shit like that, but to actually steal from people that are trying to help you, that's irreprehensible (sic?). He should be jailed for that.
 
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