Nigerian Robber Turns into Goat, Escapes. Goat Arrested.



"We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," - Police spokesman

So they understand the importance of science....but they're still holding the goat in custody.

My head is full of fuck.
 
'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat'
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So, instead of transmorphing into something that would get away like a Cheetah or a bird 'he' changes into a Goat. Fucking retard deserves to be arrested!

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Has anyone considered that the story may in fact be true? Don't jump to conclusions. Just when you think it's a joke next thing you know a goat's driving your car away. Stay vigilant.
 
m0rtal said:
Has anyone considered that the story may in fact be true? Don't jump to conclusions. Just when you think it's a joke next thing you know a goat's driving your car away. Stay vigilant.
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This. You never know people. There have been cases of people turning themselves into themselves.
 
dumb thief, a stray goat will be easily capture or stolen, should have turned into a crow or something,.
 
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.Hack said:
I don't get how they are so fucking retarded yet they scam thousands of Americans. Nothing Can Be Explained....
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They got you right where they want you.

You think they're fucking retarded, yet they can turn into goats.

And thousands of Americans get scammed just.like.that.

It's black magic.
 
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