You trying to invest your college loans or something?
$35K is about chipping away at the amount I spend per year on Patron and Kryppie buds. Maybe a few trips to Amsterdam and Ibiza thrown in but in all honesty, $35K is chump change.
A good job as a C++ programmer or database adminstrator in NYC will nail you $150K per year.
Big money in african babies these days!
The russian babies are selling like crack too.. if anyone is interessted, hit me up. I will put you in touch with the right mothers.
human trafficking.
You can buy 20-30 african babies for that and sell them in the US for 40k-50k each.
Negative on the "buy precious metals" advice, not at their current valuations, leastwise not gold. In fact, invest that 35k in a leveraged bear ETF betting against gold.
Don't forget to thank/tip me 2 months later.
long term put options on gold and oil.
or
Buy a house in Alabama or somewhere like that, collect the $700 rent (after property manager) every month forever. The cash flow will last a lot longer than the $35K. Then you can blow it every month and still have more coming. Otherwise you will blow the $35K faster than you ever though possible.
Can you really get a house for $35K in Alabama? Jeebus.
Some in Michigan going < $10K.