Why California sucks

Yuckystuff said:
Bragging on Cali because of the beautiful scenery is like having a car with a blown engine and fucked up transmission and trying to convince people it's the best car around just because it has a pretty paint job.
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You can live in a state for the scenery and be fine if you have enough money, even if the state's political/financial condition is in the toilet. Comparing a paint job on a car to natural attractions is a bit of a stretch. My last move was at least partially dependent on weather and scenery.

That being said, I have a general disdain for those who incessantly gloat about where they live and have to remind you how much more progressive or more culturally relevant everything is or how "swag" it is is compared to everywhere else. Live wherever you want, if you like it and couldn't be happier then that is great adspace but if you are constantly suggesting(with smugness and poor subtlety) that the way of life of where you live is better than mine, I might tell you to suck a dirty dick.
 


Snapped this at Subway a couple hours ago:

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What's the view like at your local Subway?
 
who cares about debt and politics...nothin' I can do about it and honestly it's not affecting me personally. could it someday? maybe, but I've got more immediate and interesting things to worry about. What other state can you go surfing, snowboarding, to some of the best restaurants in the world, etc., all in the same day?? Plus, I get to wear my sexy clothes year-round hehe ;)
 
photoshop_girl said:
who cares about debt and politics...nothin' I can do about it and honestly it's not affecting me personally. could it someday? maybe, but I've got more immediate and interesting things to worry about. What other state can you go surfing, snowboarding, to some of the best restaurants in the world, etc., all in the same day?? Plus, I get to wear my sexy clothes year-round hehe ;)
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So you are female, new to the forum, and this is your 3rd post.

Do you have any idea where you are?
 
He'll do it for topless spoon pics...

Just post 2 or 3 good, topless pics of yourself with a spoon in your mouth and you'll get a few days protection for sure. Maybe even a whole week.
 
I have a house in Shasta Lake City in Northern California, it's 2 miles from the second biggest damn in the US, 365 miles of shore line, I'm surrounded by oak trees. I can see two glaciers from my house.
I live in SoCal now, the politics are whats fucking up the state, it would change I think alot if the democrats lost the battle for getting people to show ID when they vote
 
photoshop_girl said:
why a spoon lol?
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It's a phallic symbol thing, the local fetish. We ask it of all our female WF noobs, and we've gotten a few, too!

For a huge laugh (and an introduction to all that is WF) read this thread: http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/115466-boobs-you-diamond-ring-me-everybody-wins-right-3.html

You know, I don't think I've ever been nice to any females other than Turbolap (a mod) on this whole forum. Our culture is set harshly against it. There is something different about you though; the way you handled yourself over on the white male propaganda thread makes me think you'll do alright here so I'm going to refrain from dickrolling you. -I can't guarantee you'll escape the rest of the mob though... Good luck.
 
lukep said:
It's a phallic symbol thing, the local fetish. We ask it of all our female WF noobs, and we've gotten a few, too!
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I see. Well maybe you guys will get some pics, it's not like I don't already have a few compromising photos floating around out there. stay tuned ;)

lukep said:
For a huge laugh (and an introduction to all that is WF) read this thread: http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/115466-boobs-you-diamond-ring-me-everybody-wins-right-3.html

You know, I don't think I've ever been nice to any females other than Turbolap (a mod) on this whole forum. Our culture is set harshly against it. There is something different about you though; the way you handled yourself over on the white male propaganda thread makes me think you'll do alright here so I'm going to refrain from dickrolling you. -I can't guarantee you'll escape the rest of the mob though... Good luck.
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Well thank you, I do appreciate that. I'm not completely unfamiliar with the site, so I did have at least a vague idea of what i was jumping into when i signed up. Don't be too easy on me though, i like it rough ;) lol but in all seriousness sometimes a little internet drama is the perfect distraction from a sucky day
 
Just got back from California Monday. The view from the plane coming into LAX was awesome, at least the part I could see through the caustic brown cloud that enveloped the city like a giant black lung. The roads were incredible compared to Illinois and most of the continental US, with the exception of a few short stretches on the PCH. Traffic sucked everywhere. I didn't care much for LA, but liked SF a little better, wouldn't live in either. I liked Pismo Beach, but pretty touristy. Was in long beach, tried to buy something with a hundred, the chick looked at it, then had someone else look at it, then had the manager look at it. They said they couldn't take it because it didn't look real because it didn't have the ribbon in it. WTF, is cash a rare item there?

The mountains are OK and Yosemite is nice, but a bit of a let-down and not as nice as parks in the Rockies. The view from glacier point and Taft point were amazing and the sequoias were cool. Only saw one bear, one elk and some deer. The long-ass drive to get to anything in the park sucked. The PCH was great, got to camp on the beach one night, maybe 50 feet from the sand. Really liked seeing such a variety of stuff and scenery so close to each other. Stopped to take some pics at a lemon farm and while I was there a woman drives out in her truck. I asked her a couple questions and she says she's going to town, but the rest are up riding their horses and we can go ride if we want. How cool, but we didn't have time. Can't believe the variety of stuff growing there, but your corn sucks.

IS it a requirement to be an asshole to ride a motorcycle in California? I accidentally bumped one cutting through the three feet of space between me and the car in front of me in SF, if that was you lol. I really wanted to open the door in front of one of them, but dealing with the rental car company would have delayed me at the airport. You have some seriously strange people down by the piers.

We had a lot of fun and I'd go back, don't think I'd move there. I'd take Florida over California, but the humidity in FL sucks.
 
DewChugr said:
Was in long beach, tried to buy something with a hundred, the chick looked at it, then had someone else look at it, then had the manager look at it. They said they couldn't take it because it didn't look real because it didn't have the ribbon in it. WTF, is cash a rare item there?
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LOL, I lived there back in 2005.

Yes, it's kinda like that all over LA... Some of those kids don't know what color money is, in fact...

Roads did suck though... Potholes were NOT repaired the entire time I lived in CA.

DewChugr said:
Really liked seeing such a variety of stuff and scenery so close to each other.
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That's the Charm of SoCal for me in a nutshell. Great beaches, woods, mountains, skiing, horses, best malls in the world, etc, everything anyone could want all nearby. Wish I could get that somewhere else but I've given up the search now officially. :(

DewChugr said:
IS it a requirement to be an asshole to ride a motorcycle in California? I accidentally bumped one cutting through the three feet of space between me and the car in front of me in SF, if that was you lol. I really wanted to open the door in front of one of them, but dealing with the rental car company would have delayed me at the airport.
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LOL! I remember my very first trip to CA, way back in the 1990's, when one of those assholes was flying between lanes and headed towards me way too fast to be safe... I was in a rental car too.

I don't know why I did it... Perhaps a sense of it being so unfair that he didn't have to get stuck in gridlock, but I nudged the wheel slightly to the right and... just for a few inches... blocked part of his path and made him think he was about to get squeezed. (While he was moving at about 50 MPH down the middle stripe!)

He immediately threw on the brake and his bike went down hard... His knees and hands were really bloody and he'd be badly scarred for life. His bike hit the back of my rental car but luckily did no damage at all to me.

I pulled the car over to help him and by the time I'd walked over to help him get to his feet, a crowd had formed around him & he was already standing up, pointing, and throwing things at another car that he thought was me! (The one that was in front of mine in traffic... He missed the fact that I'd pulled over.)

He was yelling at the top of his lungs things like "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I KNOW A BUNCH OF BLOODS AND WE'LL FIND YOU IN YOUR SILVER TOYOTA COROLLA WITH LICENSE PLATE 1234567 AND WE'LL RAPE YOU IN YOUR ASS AND CUT YOUR THROAT TONIGHT! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE YOU FUCKER!! DIE!!!"

...Naturally I didn't volunteer any information to him at that time. :anon.sml:

So the scared bastard in the corolla up there took off like a shot when the light turned green and I have no idea if he still breaths to this day. The biker then just picked up his bike (I actually helped him do so out of some strange sense of guilt) and yelled: "YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN! I'LL FIND YOU THOUGH AND FUCK YOU SO HARD YOUR GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL IT!"

...And then we all got back in our cars and took off without another word. It was pretty surreal.

When I moved there later I had to get used to those bastards weaving in and out around me in traffic and eventually it was eventually no biggie. And when I visit Bangkok it's that much worse again when you find that the MAJORITY of people there are on those little motorbikes, and the cars are totally at their mercy! (They even put their hands on your car to balance themselves at stoplights as if your car was just a rock for them to use...) I just hate that shit... But it's part of the culture.
 
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