How do you explain to a girl at a bar..

emoney

emoney

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Who asks you "so what do you do?"

Kinda hard to explain IM vs "I'm an accountant"
 


Wtf is with people and having to actually answer this question.

Just say "I'm a plumber and I want to fix your leaky pipes."
 
Com'on man, is that so hard ?? Just tell her, I m an accountant and have aside business, which is IM
 
david deangelo says you should not give a straight answer be cocky funny like "im a cigerrete lighter repairman", hand model, ass double etc
 
if you really have to think about this, just tell her you're a beta-male, love strapons and have no balls
 
Hahaha ... no no ....

What you gotta do is say you're a Giraffe specialist and you take care of little baby giraffe.

If they get into details you can say it's part of a university transfer program with the local zoo ... name some studies in animal related stuff and talk about how majestic and miraculous baby giraffes are.

^not even kidding, works 9/10 times
 
KoncCorps said:
Hahaha ... no no ....

What you gotta do is say you're a Giraffe specialist and you take care of little baby giraffe.

If they get into details you can say it's part of a university transfer program with the local zoo ... name some studies in animal related stuff and talk about how majestic and miraculous baby giraffes are.

^not even kidding, works 9/10 times
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that is fucking brilliant.
 
Have you ever bought something on the internet? Were you happy with it? Yea I was responsible for that. Or Im an enterperur and own my own company works also
 
i usually say i work with companies like google, yahoo and manage advertising business for my clients. i dont in reality, but it works lol
 
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