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some of the shit in this thread is hilarious

btw - OP: keep it light and generic. No need for complicated conversation about programming languages, design skills, eCPM, etc. You are at a bar. Keep it short. Turn the attention back to her.

If you're on a date and a girl wants an explanation you can say something to the effect of "I help companies market their products over the internet"
 
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Say what you do, not how you do it. Saying that you are in Marketing or Advertising should be no more difficult to say than "I'm an Accountant". It isn't exactly a new profession, the guys on Mad Men do the same thing, just not online. :thumbsup:
 
Dwight Schrute said:
1. Tell her you're a dentist who specializes in teeth whitening.
2. Then, tell her about your revolutionary new product that only costs $1 plus shipping.
3. When she thinks you're ballin, take her home and fuck her
4. When she asks for your number, send her to your flog
5. Tell her to sign up for the $1 free trial so you can fuck her every single month (this time on her credit card bill)
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Where's the step with "?"
 
"I work at Mcdonalds, I can give you a discount on cheese burgers."

Who the fuck are we trying to impress anyways, random ho bags at the bar? Pfft.
 
"I'm an independent contractor."

PROS:
She assumes you aren't loaded, but knows you're your own boss. So, she probably won't keep dating you for money.

Could assume you're a hitman. i.e. might perceive you as a badboy later.

CONS:
She could be a cop, if so, then check for bugs in your place after she's left.
 
Just blow your own whissle as much as possible. Like Ben said, say something like "Oh, I'm an Internet Marketing Specialist, and I help companies sell more of their products and services. I work some big companies like Facebook, Google, [INSERT INTERNET BRAND], etc..."

She'll be like oh wow! She won't have a fucking clue what you just said but you've just moved up a level in the your effort to get laid. If she's intelligent, she may ask some other questions but give you more opportunity to increase the 'wow factor'.

You want to make it sound like you work for NASA or Google or Facebook and hype the shit out of it.
 
What do I do for a living...

I continue the great work of Monty Python: Spam spam spam spam spam...
 
Who the fuck pre plans what they're going to say? Tell her what she wants to hear
 
She will respect you for telling the truth. Besides, there is nothing wrong with living in your mom's basement.


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Girls in bars are dumb. Society at large is dumb.

If you don't know how to dumb yourself down you will never relate.
 
Dude if you have to use how much money you make, and your job as a pick up line...your doing it wrong. Especially is this is a bar slut.
 
If you can't play this into your game you suck.

Ask her if she has a Facebook. (hint) Ask her if she's single. (hint) Say you see those ads on the right hand side that ask if she wants a date. Tell her you do those. If she were to click on that ad, it costs you money and if she were to actually sign up to the site, you get paid.

Perfect way to get a conversation started about her having Facebook and/or her being single.

Also, you can do market research this way. Ask her if she ever clicks any of those ads and what made her click.
 
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