Would you pay $1000 to hire this chick?

[Rudyk]

I rather have 5 girls with $1000.

 

[jsphfcll]

yea... i fucked the hungarian, then walked down the street and fucked another girl cuz the hungarian kicked me out for touching her pussy.

i fucked the hungarian, hungarian kicked me out for touching her pussy.

werent you already touching it?

 

[karlykarl]

werent you already touching it?

Can't you tell?

 

[megatabbers]

LOL at the guys who claim to never pay for sex. Newsflash: you're paying for it with your blood, sweat, tears, and youth. No way around that.

The vagina rules us all!

 

[ebtek]

Yep... you could take her to AVN or some other show where there are a bunch of supersize neckbeard porn fanboys and advertise "get a 1 minute video of Jenevieve Jolie doing ANYTHING with you for $49".

49 * 60 = 2940.

Nearly a 300% ROI. Sweet.


This is the sort of end-customer I have in mind:

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i like your style

 

[ebtek]

how much for asia akira? and preferably a time machine so i can go back to when she first started

 

[efeezy]

The phrase "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" comes to mind.

 

[amateursurgeon]

I would like to try them all... memories stays forever...

So does herpes.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I'm married. I pay way more than $1,000 an hour for sex with my wife.

 

[theunicorn]

this thread smells like closet gays and or neckbeard bedrooms.

 

[negro2k]

I would pay 1m

 

[Beach Affiliate]

LOL at the guys who claim to never pay for sex. Newsflash: you're paying for it with your blood, sweat, tears, and youth. No way around that.

The vagina rules us all!

Life: You're doing it wrong.

 

[shining_fingar]

I dunno but id rather get 33 and a half thai hookers at $30 at piece for $1000

Going to get an std anyway so wtf

 

[cheshire]

The phrase "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" comes to mind.

Or fucking a bucket of water?

 

[Rexibit]

I dunno but id rather get 33 and a half thai hookers at $30 at piece for $1000

Going to get an std anyway so wtf

STD is probably coming from the ladyboy you hired to be the half, when he rips your ass and cums.

 

[FatalError]

I pay for sex all the time. I'm married.

Haven't posted in several weeks but your quote is just fucking awesome!

 

[megatabbers]

Life: You're doing it wrong.

Thanks for the tip.