I was choking tonight

[Rage9]

Scariest thing happened to me tonight.

I was eating a steak, and for the first time ever I was choking on a piece of it. I didn't really panic, I stood up, started coughing and forced that shit out of my wind pipe. It went all over the floor which was a small price to pay. If I wasn't so hammered drunk it probably would have never happened.

There was a bitch at a near table that asked me if I was choking. I said "uh duh yes I was", she told me I should have made a choking hand gesture around my neck. Allegedly that would have meant she would have saved me.

However I'm a boss and I got it done, sucks to be them.

Gotta try harder than that steak!:1orglaugh:

 

[Rage9]

All I have to say is, steak you are weak sauce! You may have went 1-0, but I ended up going 2-1 bitch!

Also, allegedly seeing a grown man coughing and wheezing like a cat, means he's not choking on something.

 

[-God-]

I once got a huge piece of chicken kebab stuck in my throat while out wandering the streets alone while pissed up. I couldn't get it up and genuinely thought my life was over. Then a friend happened to be walking past and saw my distress and gave me the Heimlich Manoeuvre. Scariest shit ever.

 

[liesnillusions]

You're not choking if you can speak or cough by the way. Choking implies complete air blockage.

 

[geomark]

Happened to a friend of mine at a food court. Another friend jumped on him and gave him the HM that sent a chunk of chicken flying half way across the room. Dude said he thought he was gonna die.

 

[con.mic]

All I have to say is, steak you are weak sauce! You may have went 1-0, but I ended up going 2-1 bitch!

Also, allegedly seeing a grown man coughing and wheezing like a cat, means he's not choking on something.

How drunk r u right now? I am getting there myself...4 beers in.

By the way, soccer rocks!

 

[Rage9]

How drunk r u right now? I am getting there myself...4 beers in.

By the way, soccer rocks!

Pretty fully in the bag, just had a good night of drinking. 4 beers? Fuck off.

Real story.

Look some fucker wants to say I was not choking because I did not have absolute blockage of my throat. Look, shit was blocked enough that I was really worried about it. It really couldn't have been blocked much more than it was. If it did block that far, I would have still got it out like a boss.

It was blocked enough that the other person at my table was asking me what was wrong, so I guess I was choking on something.

Hate if you're going to hate!:2gunsfiring_v1::2gunsfiring_v1:

Oh yeah, fuck soccer you fucking fag.

 

[con.mic]

Pretty fully in the bag, just had a good night of drinking. 4 beers? Fuck off.

Real story.

Look some fucker wants to say I was not choking because I did not have absolute blockage of my throat. Look, shit was blocked enough that I was really worried about it. It really couldn't have been blocked much more than it was. If it did block that far, I would have still got it out like a boss.

It was blocked enough that the other person at my table was asking me what was wrong, so I guess I was choking on something.

Hate if you're going to hate!:2gunsfiring_v1::2gunsfiring_v1:

4 750 ml bottles my friend..and now the whiskey.

U must be pretty drunk to call that a story.

 

[dmnEPC]

Maybe a sign that you should go see grandma?

 

[liesnillusions]

Maybe a sign that you should go see grandma?

hahahahahaha :485:

 

[Mugshot]

you should have used the 'come at me bro' signal

 

[Goodcat]

I couldn't get it up and genuinely thought my life was over.

That'd be my reaction too :smokin:

 

[Gooddeal]

 

[loyolabenson]

If its an omen that your green bay football team also chokes, I think we can all be happy with that.


Good to see you're alright.

 

[zimok]

If you're ever alone and choking, you can press your ribs against a chair and drop your weight on it repeatedly.

This image might save your choking ass one day,

 

[dreamache]

If you're ever alone and choking, you can press your ribs against a chair and drop your weight on it repeatedly.

This image might save your choking ass one day,

Michelle Obama, such a contributing soul.

 

[DewChugr]

Maybe a sign that you should go see grandma?

Took the words outta my mouth!

 

[(O_o)]

you dont have to be choking to become a victim.

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

One time when I was in 10th grade I was walking down the hallway and I think I was chewing the cap of a pen, I have no clue why, but I ended up tripping or something and I was choking on the cap lol. Soon as I started choking I was like, wtf am I really going to die because I was chewing on a cap of a pen, this is gay. It popped out like 10-15 secs later, but was scary because it was dumb.

 

[Zaino]

Choking on meat?

[insert meatspin]