I LOL'ed
Was really going to recommend: Amazon.com: Aneros Progasm Prostate Stimulator, Black: Health & Personal Care
I don't think Steven Wagenheim sells anything on Amazon, so I can't think of anything Cool at all there... Hmm...
Did you pick up one of these yet? Amazon.com: QNAP 2-Bay iSCSI Hotswapped SATA Dual-LAN Network Attached Storage TS-259-PRO+-US: Electronics
Lol, I'm under 10% body fat. 20lbs lighter and I'll probably die.Grab a good juicer. Before you know it you'll be 20lbs lighter and can enjoy a nice natural high while posting ads to craigslist.
For that fresh feel Amazon.com: BB-20 Portable Bidet: Home Improvement
Dickrolled with the speakers all of the way up (which was Mariah Carey)...