Bought a new gum today...

my girlfriend called me a "gum nut" last night.

I told her, "you can take my gum, when you pry it from my cold dead hands"

To all the gum owners in this thread:

Do you guys own gum safes?

I'm thinking of getting one, but I don't know if the expense is worth the peace of mind.

Do you sleep better at night knowing all your gums are safely locked away?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlAniXrxsWY]Bubble gum mishap - YouTube[/ame]


Let this be a stark reminder what could happen if you DO NOT properly secure your gum.

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This could be you or one of your family members. But know, it is also avoidable.
 


my girlfriend called me a "gum nut" last night.

I told her, "you can take my gum, when you pry it from my cold dead hands"

To all the gum owners in this thread:

Do you guys own gum safes?

I'm thinking of getting one, but I don't know if the expense is worth the peace of mind.

Do you sleep better at night knowing all your gums are safely locked away?

You don't have a gum safe?!?! I don't know how you sleep at night or even leave the house to get new gums without knowing your gums are in a heavy duty, fireproof, bulletproof safe.

Life, liberty, and the ability to possess gums!


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I always make sure to keep a pack of juicy fruit under my bed, just in case. I know we can't get the fancy gums over here, thanks to our gum control laws, but at least that's there when I need it.