LLC that holds "your" assets in Panama, Trust in new zealand, LLC in Nevis, Banking in Singapore and Switzerland, problem solved? Seriously, get over it. If you have enough money to live in a place you consider a paradise, what about you fuckin get over holding stuff in your name. Nobody does that and yu know it. Whether you do it or make fun about people who do doesnt matter much. Its practice because it works.
Move your lazy asses. Get this set up once and it will make your life a million times easier every time you try to do something the "feds" or the "irs" or the "fbi" or your stupid neighbor considers illegal. If you dont know where to start, google qwealthreport. If its removed from google again, try to guess the top level domain.
Whats the point in creating the 20th thread of the week claiming law X makes the funny things you wanna do impossible. Theres no such thing. Youre smalltime. Anything the media would be silly making an example of is smalltime. If youre not smalltime and dont already employ the best lawyers outside of the country, then wtf?
The bank in switzerland doesnt touch your money because you are a US citizen has no problem taking in the moment it goes through a company located in x. Where x is any country not named the united states of america.
You do shady shit? Go get an llc in a jurisdiction that doesnt keep records of the owners of said LLC.
For every little problem that makes your life impossible to live, theres a 3 figure solution the government doesnt want you to know about.
Especially if you move to thailand. Like youd run into problems getting your money. There are banks that issue credit cards with no name on them. "Lol fag those dont exist for like 40 years now". Which is correct, if you ask your local commercial bank about them.
There are countries that pull shit your government gets furious about. The fact they cant just be corrected by some smalltime military action alone speaks volumes about the stability of your currency.