Stare @ Tits and live longer!

Yuma504

Yuma504

fear mongering asshat
Feb 14, 2011
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If this has already been posted , my apologies. But this is excellent news. I am fucking laminating this shit and carrying it on my person at all times... some uppity bitch gives me shit about staring at her tits and I can explain that I am doing it for "health reasons"!


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Ok so why don't you do us all a favor and put some tits in your signature instead of that certified faggotry you got going on down there.
 
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Ok so why don't you do us all a favor and put some tits in your signature instead of that certified faggotry you got going on down there.
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Bro... I have accepted my faggotry... I suggest you look deep inside and accept yours too! For fucks sake you're a regular here at the leading gay webmaster forum.

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snopes.com: Breast Gazing Healthy


Sorry to ruin the party, but the overly conclusive statements by "Dr. Karen" raised red flags for me.

telling people what they want to hear = saying you can lose 500 pounds by eating berries = saying you can get a 30 minute workout by looking at boobies for 10 minutes
 
Moxie said:
snopes.com: Breast Gazing Healthy


Sorry to ruin the party, but the overly conclusive statements by "Dr. Karen" raised red flags for me.

telling people what they want to hear = saying you can lose 500 pounds by eating berries = saying you can get a 30 minute workout by looking at boobies for 10 minutes
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(***)The article referred to above was not printed in The New England Journal of Medicine or any other major medical journal. It is, in fact, a slight reworking of a piece that has run on at least two occasions in that celebrated tabloid Fountain of Truth, the Weekly World News (13 May 1997 and 21 March 2000) and has escaped into the wild. Although the Weekly World News occasionally slips up and prints a true story, we suspect this one belongs in the "HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG WORSHIPS SATAN!" and "NEW REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS — AT UP TO 80 YARDS AWAY!" class. (***)

Ok, *we suspect* is the operative words here... I say the jury is still out and I demand another trial!
 
WickedFire is basically an online health club


Oh, and +rep Lukep you imparted a wonderful sensation down upon me, and I thank you kind sir
 
Nope. This actually mostly true for me.

I stare at breasts everyday and I have never had a problem with high blood pressure, fast resting pulse rates, or coronary artery disease.

However most days I do have a stroke.

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