Trolling stupid people.

Jeeta

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You: Congratulations sir you today's winner!

Stranger: ohh yeah

You: Yes sir!

Stranger: how do you know it?

You: Because sir you have won today's cash prize!

Stranger: ohh really?

You: Yes sir.

Stranger: but i did not get any thing

You: Because sir I am telling you in person!

You: You are now VIP!

Stranger: HOW?

You: You have been selected from our database.

Stranger: which database?

You: The cash prize database.

Stranger: may i know your firm name?

You: LRY Cash Prizes Int. Ltd.

Stranger: where is it placed?

You: Bahamas

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: how can i get it?

You: Your cash prize sir?

Stranger: yes

You: You simply just need to hand over your banking details and we'll deposit the monies directly.

Stranger: how much you will deposit?

You: Your cash prize stands at: $5,000

Stranger: US $

You: Yes sir!

Stranger: great

You: So all I require from you to complete the transfer of your funds is your banking details!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: but i cant give to you here

Stranger: can you give me your Email ID and cell phone no.

Stranger: I'll mail you or massage you

You: T: 0771 846 529 E: prizes@lry-cash-prizes-ltd.com

You: Office hours Mon-Fri 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM.

Stranger: EST Or pST

You: EST

Stranger: great

Stranger: whats your name?

You: My name is Peter.

Stranger: great

Stranger: you really deposit in my account that money

Stranger: Do you really deposit in my account that money

You: Yes sir but you must email your details to that email within 90 days otherwise the offer will expire.

Stranger: if i am not belong to EST then?

You: International calls are accepted at local rates.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: that means you can deposit International account

You: Correct, so long as we have a bank account number etc.

You: Basically so long as there's no deposit restrictions from the Baharmas.

Stranger: will you possible for ICICI bank

You: Yes, that shouldn't be a problem.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: thats great

Stranger: you need these things:-

Stranger: name

Stranger: Account no

Stranger: Bank name and Branch

Stranger: any thing else

You: Yes, you need to write down this reference code: P866295

You: And include this within your claim.

Stranger: make sure you are not kidding with me right

You: What do you mean? If you include that reference number we'll be able to match you up to your prize and will start to be processed the following working day.

You: You should have your prize deposited within 3 working days.

Stranger: OK

You: You'll also receive confirmation via email.

Stranger: OK

You: Do you have any questions sir?

Stranger: no

You: Good, if you have any questions please direct them towards the same contact details! I look forward to processing your prize soon!

Stranger: great

You: Bye for now Sir! Congratulations again.

Stranger: Bey

You: Just before I go, you've made a copy of those contact details correct?

Stranger: thank you

You: And the all important reference code?

Stranger: yeah i have save it

You: Ok good, bye for now!

Stranger: bye
 


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Yes, I know stupid people have been here since the dawn of time.

I'm just saying you'd think people would possibly adapt better or learn to educate themselves a bit more about giving their banking info out to strangers like this, seeing as how prevalent communication and technology is these days.

Plus, it's just a figure of speech.