Guy slams bottle of absolute vodka in 15 seconds

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And all kinds of really weird shit lool

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s]DRINKS A BOTTLE OF ABSOLUT VODKA IN 15 SECONDS - YouTube[/ame]
 


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I dunno man, this guy's fucking wild.

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Man internet never ceases to amaze me. It's full of all kinds of cartoonish characters doing weird fucking shit purely for our amusement like yesterday my friends dragged me to a sketchy bar I always tried to avoid. The first thing I saw when I walked in was 50ish extremely overweight dude with gandalf beard wasted out of his mind with half closed eyes just slouching on the door. I proceed to get a beer and sit down. I swear not a minute goes by this even stranger dude sits beside me and looks me right in the eye and whispers a few words and proceeds to puke all over the floor. Fuck this shit I stand up tell him to go fuck himself and move away. Just seconds after this a 60+ year old with michael jackson fedora aggressively attacks one of the girls in our group. They start dancing some form of tango and I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Just as I stand there in amazement a sketchy chinese man grabs my friends girlfriend and drags her to two gypsies. They proceed to dance around her and my friend doesn't do anything because he's wasted out of his fucking mind. Girl is obviously in distress so I push those smelly gypsy fucks away which makes the chinese dude mumble something that sounded like an ancient death curse, do a set of weird hand gestures and wander away. The levels of absurdity even my heavily intoxicated mind can normally handle were getting out of hand so I excused myself and went home and got some well deserved sleep.
 
JoseArmando said:
Man internet never ceases to amaze me. It's full of all kinds of cartoonish characters doing weird fucking shit purely for our amusement like yesterday my friends dragged me to a sketchy bar I always tried to avoid. The first thing I saw when I walked in was 50ish extremely overweight dude with gandalf beard wasted out of his mind with half closed eyes just slouching on the door. I proceed to get a beer and sit down. I swear not a minute goes by this even stranger dude sits beside me and looks me right in the eye and whispers a few words and proceeds to puke all over the floor. Fuck this shit I stand up tell him to go fuck himself and move away. Just seconds after this a 60+ year old with michael jackson fedora aggressively attacks one of the girls in our group. They start dancing some form of tango and I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Just as I stand there in amazement a sketchy chinese man grabs my friends girlfriend and drags her to two gypsies. They proceed to dance around her and my friend doesn't do anything because he's wasted out of his fucking mind. Girl is obviously in distress so I push those smelly gypsy fucks away which makes the chinese dude mumble something that sounded like an ancient death curse, do a set of weird hand gestures and wander away. The levels of absurdity even my heavily intoxicated mind can normally handle were getting out of hand so I excused myself and went home and got some well deserved sleep.
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lol where the fuck do you live and what bar was that?
 
I drank a fifth of Absolute Vodka in about 15 mins once in college on a dare. Doing it in 15 seconds is insane.
 
JoseArmando said:
Man internet never ceases to amaze me. It's full of all kinds of cartoonish characters doing weird fucking shit purely for our amusement like yesterday my friends dragged me to a sketchy bar I always tried to avoid. The first thing I saw when I walked in was 50ish extremely overweight dude with gandalf beard wasted out of his mind with half closed eyes just slouching on the door. I proceed to get a beer and sit down. I swear not a minute goes by this even stranger dude sits beside me and looks me right in the eye and whispers a few words and proceeds to puke all over the floor. Fuck this shit I stand up tell him to go fuck himself and move away. Just seconds after this a 60+ year old with michael jackson fedora aggressively attacks one of the girls in our group. They start dancing some form of tango and I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Just as I stand there in amazement a sketchy chinese man grabs my friends girlfriend and drags her to two gypsies. They proceed to dance around her and my friend doesn't do anything because he's wasted out of his fucking mind. Girl is obviously in distress so I push those smelly gypsy fucks away which makes the chinese dude mumble something that sounded like an ancient death curse, do a set of weird hand gestures and wander away. The levels of absurdity even my heavily intoxicated mind can normally handle were getting out of hand so I excused myself and went home and got some well deserved sleep.
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Holy shit, is this the bar you guys hang out in?

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MisterSinister said:
lol where the fuck do you live and what bar was that?
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I'm from Slovenia, normally our bars are pretty awesome but this was in a relatively sketchy part of the city where the alternative scene subcultures hang... metalheads, punks, hippies and hipsters alike and drink horse piss beer.

Honestly I still don't know why I consented to going there again because I was there years ago and got really annoyed by the type of people I met there. A friend of mine told me how he witnessed one time how this skinhead got in an argument with a punk kid who had a razor shaved head but had one really long braid. So as they were arguing the skinhead got him in headlock, grabbed the braid with one hand and coiled it tightly around his hand. After he got a good grip he tore it out of that dudes head and basically scalped him.

efeezy said:
Holy shit, is this the bar you guys hang out in?

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Lol man this is exactly the feeling you get when you walk in.
 
JoseArmando said:
I'm from Slovenia, normally our bars are pretty awesome but this was in a relatively sketchy part of the city where the alternative scene subcultures hang... metalheads, punks, hippies and hipsters alike and drink horse piss beer.

Honestly I still don't know why I consented to going there again because I was there years ago and got really annoyed by the type of people I met there. A friend of mine told me how he witnessed one time how this skinhead got in an argument with a punk kid who had a razor shaved head but had one really long braid. So as they were arguing the skinhead got him in headlock, grabbed the braid with one hand and coiled it tightly around his hand. After he got a good grip he tore it out of that dudes head and basically scalped him.



Lol man this is exactly the feeling you get when you walk in.
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Goodness. Fucking skinheads.
 
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