Canada Vs. USA

How many wars is that now that you haven't won in the past few decades America? That number's getting up there :)

Canadians talking shit about military stuff

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papajohn how can you miss Drake? :stonedsmilie:

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Guess what though? YOU guys made these fuckers so popular. They were nothing more than average singers here in Canada (except Celine Dion who was already big here but that's because she's from Quebec and that's a proud motherfuckin province), but somehow the moment they went south your music industry swallowed them.

We have tons of quality artists here like Arcade Fire, Metric, K-Os, Kardinal and many more yet somehow you guys always pick the worst ones.
 
and DavidsFarm!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq9D2vBslEk]David's Farm - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X_BgWWNQeU"]German documentary of davids farm - YouTube[/ame]
 
What country where you in when this happened, If you don't mind I ask. Don't make me do pushups if you said it somewhere here and I missed it. :1bluewinky:

The US. Fort Benning. International joint task force security measures training exercise back in 02 or 03.

And for the record, it was never my intention to sound all billy-bad ass or jump down anyone's throats. It just pisses me off when someone that has no clue what they're talking about starts talking shit.

I didn't start out to really hammer on Canucks...just posted my experiences working with them. They're lazy fuckers, IMO. And have a shitty attitude. And I don't give a fuck, when my liberty depends on getting something done and I have to wait for a bunch of useless turds to figure out how not to look like a sack of monkeys fucking a football, it leaves an impression.

Plus, I hated the snotty, whiny attitude many (not all) had. But like I said, we were stuck with them. They were like our retarded cousins or something.

My experiences as a civilian haven't really changed since I've lived in a lot of tourist-y places and Canadian tourists are just as annoying, fat, pale, and whiny ("why's it so hooooooot?" BECAUSE YOU'RE AT THE BEACH IN AUGUST YOU FAT SKANK!)

So yeah, call me a redneck if you must...speculate that I have a small dick if you must...but it doesn't change the fact that all that beautiful land up there is spoiled by absolutely shitty people.

Canadians are to Beach Affiliate what people of color are to Dresden.
 
The US. Fort Benning. International joint task force security measures training exercise back in 02 or 03.

And for the record, it was never my intention to sound all billy-bad ass or jump down anyone's throats. It just pisses me off when someone that has no clue what they're talking about starts talking shit.

I didn't start out to really hammer on Canucks...just posted my experiences working with them. They're lazy fuckers, IMO. And have a shitty attitude. And I don't give a fuck, when my liberty depends on getting something done and I have to wait for a bunch of useless turds to figure out how not to look like a sack of monkeys fucking a football, it leaves an impression.

Plus, I hated the snotty, whiny attitude many (not all) had. But like I said, we were stuck with them. They were like our retarded cousins or something.

My experiences as a civilian haven't really changed since I've lived in a lot of tourist-y places and Canadian tourists are just as annoying, fat, pale, and whiny ("why's it so hooooooot?" BECAUSE YOU'RE AT THE BEACH IN AUGUST YOU FAT SKANK!)

So yeah, call me a redneck if you must...speculate that I have a small dick if you must...but it doesn't change the fact that all that beautiful land up there is spoiled by absolutely shitty people.

Canadians are to Beach Affiliate what people of color are to Dresden.

Sounds like some pretty stupid reasons to hate an entire country, but whatever.
 
This is a pretty strong statement. Considering what I know about Dresden, but anyways, can't we all just get along?
Canadians are to Beach Affiliate what people of color are to Dresden.
 
omg Canada is better..omg no emerika is better..omg omg omg don't make fun of my country! :(

Lived in both. Both are great places. They are so similar. I don't get all the arguing. Sounds like a bunch of high school kids arguing about whether seniors are better, or juniors are better. Gay shit (expected on a gay webmaster forum though, from a bunch of flaming homos).

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Plus, I hated the snotty, whiny attitude many (not all) had. But like I said, we were stuck with them. They were like our retarded cousins or something...

As a Canadian familiar with our military, I have little doubt you were dealing with soldiers primarily from Quebec -who are disproportionately represented in the services, in large part because they get promoted faster and get the best jobs/postings, so why not join up?

Our military, federal police forces (RCMP / CSIS), and government is chalk full of Quebecers who can barely speak English and have the exact attitude you described.

(p.s. tug of war video was great)
 
Oh and BTW, the US and Canada are the 2 largest trading partners in the world. "Trading" goes both ways in case you don't know what this means. You need our natural resources just as much as we need your technology and other goods.

Yeah except now we can get your tech elsewhere. Good luck finding our oil,lumber,electricity,gold,diamonds and beer (can't forget the beer) etc from a country that DOESN'T hate you.

GTFO STFU and know your place.