Help with catch phrase

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wisedave

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Hello,

I need some help to get past a writers block.....

I am looking for a catch phrase we can use to promote a guarantee. It is for a set of courses (non-I.M related....they are B2B safety courses).

I want to work around something of a 'pass guarantee'. We want people to know they are guaranteed a pass when taking one of our courses. We are that confident with our product and service that we want people to feel at ease when making the purchase.

I was thinking something like -
Fast Pass Guarantee
Guaranteed Success
Guaranteed Fast Pass

I need some help from the masses to figure out a catch phrase that will be used to creat a button or badge for our website.

Any thoughts and help would be appreciated!

Cheer,

Dave
 


wisedave said:
Hello,

Blah blah blah, stupid cunt bullshit blah.

Cheer,

Dave
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It's fucking 'CHEERS' you idiot. Not 'cheer'. God DAMN you and all the rest of the fucking illiterate motherfuckers on the net. Jesus fucking Christ.

Listen, so called "WiseDave". What you need to FUCKING do is get the FUCK off the computer and take some God damned English classes. Considering your writing skills, I'd suggest English level 90. No need to test out for that shit.

After a year of remedial English, come back and rewrite this post. This time using what you fucking learned in your shit community collage course. I hope and fucking pray it will be better then the moronic prose you've posted here, now.

Fucking asshole.

Also, I'm drunk.

Yea, it's Sunday morning. So what. Fuck you anyway.

Jackass.

With love,

Keith.
 
Is this for a PPC ad? If it's not you might want to use some more words there bro. Then again, test everything and listen to nothing anyone says until you do so.

But yeah, really depends on how your going to use this "catch phrase".

One could be...

Guaranteed To Pass Or You'll Get 2X Your Money Back

That's a sure winner there, if it's guaranteed they will pass.

If all else fails, you can use the "We represent some big brands @ 1 point"
 
"Guaranteed to pass you faster than a black man being chased by the police."
"Guaranteed to pass you faster than an Asian does without affirmative action."
"Guaranteed to pass you faster than a beaner swimming across the Rio Grande."
"Guaranteeing you more success than the Pope in an elementary school."
 
Dwight - don't you have a link for a site with trendy catch phrases? It might give the poor guy some inspiration.
 
medicalhumor said:
Dwight - don't you have a link for a site with trendy catch phrases? It might give the poor guy some inspiration.
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Can you please link me, I need to catch up on my catch phrases.

That, or just need a good time, been busy with thinking of too many catch phrases, need a refreshment.
 
If you can't pass, you're a dumbass...Guaranteed.

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